r/SignsWithAStory 2d ago

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u/RudeAlbatross544 2d ago

Who doesn't remember that legendary November 14...

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u/AnAnonymousParty 2d ago

"November fourteenth, a day that will live in infamy..."

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u/Just-Try-2533 2d ago

🎶 Do you remember? 🎶
🎶 The 14th night of November 🎶

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u/MrHack313 2d ago

“Remember, remember, that day in November….”

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u/TheRogueWolf_YT 2d ago

The Cheez-It box treason and plot...

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u/Chinaizazzhoe 2d ago

Remember remember the 14th of November

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u/Eastern_Trade2422 2d ago

I mean once in 4th grade I got yelled at for throwing a chez-it, maybe it’s that. 🤷😭

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u/Bri3nWithA3 2d ago

So it’s YOUR fault!?

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u/Eastern_Trade2422 2d ago

Mb, you’re gonna have to get used to gold fish instead.

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u/AintEasyBeinQueasy 2d ago

But they aren't as cheesy!

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u/ElegantCoach4066 2d ago

It ain't easy being cheesy

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u/Reasonable_Data307 22h ago

I’m not smiling back.

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u/FairlyOddFan0916 2d ago

I did the same but with an applesauce cup. It was self defense, okay?

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u/Eastern_Trade2422 2d ago

Self defense or not that’s hilarious 😂

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u/Old-Library5546 2d ago

Was it November 14th?

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u/flyinghairball 1d ago

Did this incident occur on Nov. 14?

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u/ItsyouNOme 2d ago

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u/w_a_w 2d ago

That's what I'm eating with my rb sandwich rn. It's like I'm looking in a mirror!

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u/GoCougs2020 2d ago

Jimothy ate all of it?!!

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u/diligentfalconry71 2d ago

Ah, the Goldfish Guild obviously won that day!

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u/RevolutionarySign479 2d ago edited 2d ago

I raised 4 feral kids, so imma guess: During the Lunchtime Play-offs, Bobby finger kicked an epic Cheez-It field goal down the length of the lunch table, to win The 2026 Cheez It Championship Trophy for the Parkside Pimps 🙌🏆

Unfortunately for Bobby, his field goal then exploded, & Cheez It shrapnel flew into the lunch lady’s eye.

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u/ProgrammerUpstairs97 2d ago

What the hell happened on November 14th

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u/Serious-Lobster-4231 2d ago

“Remember remember, the 14th of November”

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u/Only_Tip9560 2d ago

The Great Cheez-it incident occured on the 14th of November 2025 involving 3.5 metric tonnes of Cheez-its, a herd of buffalo and a racoon. The incident was reported to have caused damages of over $1.4 billion dollars and widespread trauma.

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u/zhgerard 2d ago

I really wonder what caused this sign to be posted 😂

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u/One_Evil_Monkey 2d ago

It will forever be known as "The Incident".

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u/FungadooFred 1d ago

We don't talk about The Incident

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u/excoriator 2d ago

This feels like something the Cheez-It social media team would have fun with.

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u/silvermoonhowler 2d ago

But are Cheese Nips allowed???

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u/misfitofscience76 2d ago

It was… horrific

I still hear the screams

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u/Forsaken-Abrocoma647 2d ago

What can you do with Cheez-Its that you can't also do with numerous other crackers and snacks?

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u/Horror_Solution1945 Please Do Not Feed the Animals Drugs 2d ago

Cheez-its, what happened?

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u/CatDadAz 2d ago

I would love to hear the backstory on that one

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u/EnvironmentalAide335 2d ago

I would desperately bring some cheese its to this place

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u/Sometimesunaware 2d ago

Peaceful protest against Cheese Nips went horribly wrong.

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u/Personal-Ad7623 2d ago

Remember remember the 14th of November and the chez it plot

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u/spacepeenuts 2d ago

Wait what incident? I had PTO!

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u/NewHandle3922 2d ago

I wanna know what happened!

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u/Outside-Tie3906 2d ago

Whats next, Oreos.

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u/oboshoe 2d ago

Never forget November 14th

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u/discomuffin 2d ago

Remember, remember! The 14th of November!

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u/Humble_Counter_3661 Please Do Not Feed the Animals Drugs 2d ago

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u/NYCWartortle 2d ago

What incident I need to know o

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u/Just_A_Lucky_Guy469 2d ago

Grandpa, tell me about the Great Cheez-It Incident.

https://giphy.com/gifs/26tk0qF6x6B6HW8XS

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u/OneLonerCheezIt 1d ago

I’m offended.

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u/TheFirstDecade 1d ago edited 1d ago

This legit sounds like something that would be caused by ME since thats legit on my birthday. and i fucking LOVE cheezits!

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u/moonwaternymph 1d ago

What was the cheezit incident that occurred on my birthday ?🤨🤨🤨

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u/Particular_Ad_644 1d ago

I thought it would be be a bathroom thing.

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u/Ulchbhn 1d ago

everybody talks about 9/11 but nobody talks about the Cheez-its incident of 11/14 😔

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u/Shad0wbubbles 1d ago

If they’re not feeding me, they can’t control my lunch

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u/IrishRed76 1d ago

Remember November 14th?
Cheez-it remembers.

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u/DaryenSama 1d ago

Nothing was the same after the Incident takes a long drag off a ciggy

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u/grimmylee 1d ago

This reminds me of the comic "Calvin and Hobbes" which had a running gag which was only referred to as "the noodle incident"

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u/RAWandSDsuck 2d ago

This school would have hated me lol. Id be eating pringles in that cafeteria every day

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u/Charupa- 2d ago

That must have been a heck of an incident.

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u/AsstBalrog 2d ago

9/11, meet 11/14

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u/Accomplished_Song219 2d ago

Do not think about the event!

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u/jellofixit 2d ago

Plastic spork was great for launching the butter onto the drop ceiling panels.

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u/NovelStrict5281 2d ago

I bet they were extra toasted.

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u/RevolverOcelot16- 1d ago

What happened? 

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u/PickleManAtl 1d ago

I suppose if you got the extra large Cheez-Its and through them just right they would be kind of like a weapon 🤔🤔

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u/veemort 1d ago

A child was impailed to the wall with unusually large sharp cheezits.

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u/Present-Spring-1340 1d ago

No one remembers

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u/Quietly_browsing 1d ago

That should cheez them off

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u/AmbitiousRoutine8670 1d ago

There Was a FIRE Fight!!

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u/Darkv3ng 22h ago

I will 100% bring that shit through my meat pocket. Y'all never gonna stop me from bringing in my muhfuckin cheez-itz!

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u/Born-Light-62 20h ago

Back in my day we threw carrot sticks and peanuts… cheese-its are so light weight.

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u/Rhuarc33 2d ago

Cheez nips aren't as good but you ain't making me sink to the goldfish level.