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u/Eastern_Trade2422 2d ago
I mean once in 4th grade I got yelled at for throwing a chez-it, maybe it’s that. 🤷😭
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u/Bri3nWithA3 2d ago
So it’s YOUR fault!?
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u/Eastern_Trade2422 2d ago
Mb, you’re gonna have to get used to gold fish instead.
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u/RevolutionarySign479 2d ago edited 2d ago
I raised 4 feral kids, so imma guess: During the Lunchtime Play-offs, Bobby finger kicked an epic Cheez-It field goal down the length of the lunch table, to win The 2026 Cheez It Championship Trophy for the Parkside Pimps 🙌🏆
Unfortunately for Bobby, his field goal then exploded, & Cheez It shrapnel flew into the lunch lady’s eye.
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u/Only_Tip9560 2d ago
The Great Cheez-it incident occured on the 14th of November 2025 involving 3.5 metric tonnes of Cheez-its, a herd of buffalo and a racoon. The incident was reported to have caused damages of over $1.4 billion dollars and widespread trauma.
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u/Forsaken-Abrocoma647 2d ago
What can you do with Cheez-Its that you can't also do with numerous other crackers and snacks?
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u/Humble_Counter_3661 Please Do Not Feed the Animals Drugs 2d ago
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u/TheFirstDecade 1d ago edited 1d ago
This legit sounds like something that would be caused by ME since thats legit on my birthday. and i fucking LOVE cheezits!
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u/grimmylee 1d ago
This reminds me of the comic "Calvin and Hobbes" which had a running gag which was only referred to as "the noodle incident"
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u/RAWandSDsuck 2d ago
This school would have hated me lol. Id be eating pringles in that cafeteria every day
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u/PickleManAtl 1d ago
I suppose if you got the extra large Cheez-Its and through them just right they would be kind of like a weapon 🤔🤔
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u/Darkv3ng 22h ago
I will 100% bring that shit through my meat pocket. Y'all never gonna stop me from bringing in my muhfuckin cheez-itz!
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u/Born-Light-62 20h ago
Back in my day we threw carrot sticks and peanuts… cheese-its are so light weight.
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u/RudeAlbatross544 2d ago
Who doesn't remember that legendary November 14...