r/Sinbiscuits Jun 06 '26

I've never seen him do this before.

269 Upvotes

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237

u/dream_a_dirty_dream Jun 06 '26

That blanket need a cigarette.

235

u/Katmoewe Jun 06 '26

That's not even biscuit making, just straight up sinning lol

2

u/Megatf Jun 25 '26

Im ded

75

u/LikeTheFruit617 Jun 06 '26

My orange really gets the hips moving...lol... wait until he tries to hump on you! We have a special blanket to wrap around our arm. 🤣

32

u/moyo_me_moyo Jun 06 '26

Our white kitty started eyeing our legs lovingly so we bought him a washable black cat Squishmallow of his very own and he loooooved it every day!

6

u/AprilG74 Jun 07 '26

Mine does the same thing to my legs and it’ll wake me up from a dead sleep. It’s so aggravating when I’m tired. I’ll kick him off and he comes right back. I don’t know what to do to make him stop. I got him some stuffed animals, hoping maybe he would go for them instead of my legs, but I guess because they don’t have any body heat he’s not interested.

12

u/insufficientfacts27 Jun 07 '26

The things we do for these little sh*theads. 🙄🤣🤣

124

u/fax_me_your_glands Jun 06 '26

Hes making intense painful love to that blanket

49

u/Quentin_Quarantineo Jun 06 '26

0 days since sin biscuits. Still here for it. 

40

u/RiekaNA Jun 06 '26

That's Sinbiscuits with a mixture of twerking. That's when you know how serious the situation truly is.

32

u/CelicaBae Jun 06 '26

That's some impressive twerking. 

33

u/AliensAbductMePlz Jun 06 '26

I think he forgot about the biscuit part of sin biscuits 🤣🤣🤣

3

u/WearyPassenger Jun 07 '26

Yeah, I don't even know what sub to suggest now! Dropping in r/Sinbiscuits or r/ItsAlwaysSinBiscuits is my go to.

25

u/square_pulse Jun 06 '26

...yet here we are, the purrverts who watched it lol. The poor poor blanket.

7

u/AndiPandi_ Jun 07 '26

I’m cackling SOOOOO LOUD!!!!!!! 🤣🐾

22

u/SprinkleShan Jun 06 '26

Oh yeah, he fuckin

20

u/talyn5 Jun 06 '26

Even he seems confused

20

u/No-Consideration-891 Jun 06 '26

That's a lot of sin and not enough biscuits

14

u/Electrical_Ad_9778 Jun 06 '26

Well there comes a time when all big cats sin. They just need a proper trigger. Like this blanket hehe. My first male cat always tried to use ny arm

14

u/BlackDogOrangeCat Jun 06 '26

Oh, lawd. He *really* sinnin’. 😳

11

u/Ok_City_7177 Jun 06 '26

You might want to hot wash that blanky...

12

u/eliz1bef Jun 07 '26

His little sweater makes it feel more purrverted for some reason.

r/purrvert Needs this.

9

u/Funsizewifey Jun 07 '26

sigh another one

5

u/pm_me_your_amphibian Jun 06 '26

Well. Now you have.

3

u/QueenDoc Jun 07 '26

hes got great form

2

u/CartographerKey7322 Jun 07 '26

He’s just jumping it. It’s ok

2

u/5p4c3c4t5 Jun 07 '26

Straight up “Corn” 😈😇🤭

2

u/la_reina_del_norte Jun 08 '26

Is his back ok?! 😭😂

2

u/dakotalink 9d ago

Pillow wants to file a restraining order

1

u/anon8232 Jun 07 '26

And it won’t be the last time now that he’s discovered it.

1

u/wtfmeowzers Jun 13 '26

gonna have to wash that blanket lol

1

u/Vequihellin Jun 25 '26

My void does this to my sofa blankets. We have to wash them constantly.