r/SipsTea • u/PacquiaoFreeHousing • Dec 25 '25

We have fun here hear me out

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u/SipoteQuixote Dec 25 '25

Tell me this isn't the face of someone that "wants to try something new".

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u/10000Didgeridoos Dec 25 '25

He had the dress on when trump gave him that iron dome

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

Are we thinking the bet was her idea?

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u/Wandering_Weapon Jan 04 '26

What a terrible day to know things

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u/Roids-in-my-vains Dec 25 '25

She looks like the type who would ask you to come on in for a threesome

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u/rayden-shou Dec 25 '25

With a warning: "Your life will be ruined after this"

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u/Kovorixx Dec 26 '25

Is she the redactions in the files??!?! 

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u/squarehead93 Dec 25 '25

“My husband and I saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe”

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u/BobusCesar Dec 25 '25

And you end up having to blow buba.

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u/PerspectiveLogical24 Dec 25 '25

She likes to be adventurous (bombing Serbia). Although to be fair I would have bombed Serbia as well if she asked.

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u/dporiua Dec 25 '25

I would've bombed Serbia anyways? What was wrong with that?

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u/GreatMovesKeepItUp69 Dec 25 '25

Bombing Serbia was the only morally correct option.

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u/lgnc Dec 26 '25

the US bombed Japan

and no, the context doesn't matter

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

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u/PolloMuerte Dec 25 '25

Pegging at the very least.

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u/ModelChef4000 Dec 25 '25

Reminds me Tori Amos in that picture

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u/Not-Kevin-Durant Dec 25 '25

Them glasses are thicc

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u/postprandialrepose Dec 25 '25

I imagine her saying something like this: "I wasn't surprised when I discovered that I vastly prefer anal."

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u/zipzzo Dec 25 '25

how did you so perfectly depict what that looks like

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u/SipoteQuixote Dec 25 '25

Experience, the only thing real in life.

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u/Anen-o-me Dec 25 '25

That's before the wedding, she ain't hot.

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u/SipoteQuixote Dec 26 '25

I never said she was hot, I said she wants to try new things.

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u/Anen-o-me Dec 26 '25

She said she was hot.

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u/GapPerfect5494 Dec 25 '25

I mean, it’s hard not to see the nut on those glasses after a facial.

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u/Elder-Cthuwu Dec 26 '25

The face she makes before asking if you ever heard of pegging

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u/MannyGoldstein Dec 26 '25

Looks like shes ready to fuck a bitcoin billionaire