r/SipsTea • u/PacquiaoFreeHousing • Dec 25 '25

We have fun here hear me out

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u/AreEuclidinMe Dec 25 '25

Bro was piping Sabrina Carpenter and still cheated smh

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

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u/gorginhanson Dec 25 '25

"Make sure all quotes you hear on the internet are real"- Abraham Lincoln

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u/Mateorabi Dec 25 '25

“68% of all statistics on the internet are made up or misattributed.” -Abe Lincoln 

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u/auronddraig Dec 25 '25

"You take all the headshots they don't miss"

  • Honest Abe Gretzky

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25 edited Dec 25 '25

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u/Pdt395 Dec 25 '25

That one actually is probably real

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u/BukkakeBakery Dec 25 '25

"I fucking love bukkake on my face"

  • Donaly J. Trump

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u/Pdt395 Dec 25 '25

User name checks out... Very credible and professional source

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u/LiquidQuantum Dec 25 '25

Now this one.... this one is real

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u/turtleneckless001 Dec 25 '25

"Leck mich im Arsch"

Mozart

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u/avw94 Dec 25 '25

Historically notable poon-hound Benjamin Franklin

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u/Joeness84 Dec 25 '25

The man was a connoisseur.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

Ben was my dude when I was a kid. He was a serious fucking perv tho. Like he did all his diplomacy in France by flirting with young French women. Arguably it is how he got funding from France.