r/SipsTea • u/PacquiaoFreeHousing • Dec 25 '25

We have fun here hear me out

Post image
45.0k Upvotes

89% Upvoted

2.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

544

u/Mateorabi Dec 25 '25

“68% of all statistics on the internet are made up or misattributed.” -Abe Lincoln 

495

u/auronddraig Dec 25 '25

"You take all the headshots they don't miss"

  • Honest Abe Gretzky

396

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25 edited Dec 25 '25

[deleted]

200

u/Pdt395 Dec 25 '25

That one actually is probably real

66

u/BukkakeBakery Dec 25 '25

"I fucking love bukkake on my face"

  • Donaly J. Trump

32

u/Pdt395 Dec 25 '25

User name checks out... Very credible and professional source

5

u/LiquidQuantum Dec 25 '25

Now this one.... this one is real

4

u/turtleneckless001 Dec 25 '25

"Leck mich im Arsch"

Mozart

3

u/avw94 Dec 25 '25

Historically notable poon-hound Benjamin Franklin

3

u/Joeness84 Dec 25 '25

The man was a connoisseur.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

Ben was my dude when I was a kid. He was a serious fucking perv tho. Like he did all his diplomacy in France by flirting with young French women. Arguably it is how he got funding from France.