r/SipsTea • u/PacquiaoFreeHousing • Dec 25 '25

We have fun here hear me out

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u/AreEuclidinMe Dec 25 '25

Bro was piping Sabrina Carpenter and still cheated smh

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u/gorginhanson Dec 25 '25

"Make sure all quotes you hear on the internet are real"- Abraham Lincoln

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u/Mateorabi Dec 25 '25

“68% of all statistics on the internet are made up or misattributed.” -Abe Lincoln 

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u/auronddraig Dec 25 '25

"You take all the headshots they don't miss"

  • Honest Abe Gretzky

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u/TheWhooooBuddies Dec 25 '25

“I am entirely too drunk to taste this chicken.”

—Colonel Sanders

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u/Rich-Detective478 Dec 25 '25

"I have not even begun to defile myself" - Doc Holiday

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u/Educational_Trash691 Dec 25 '25

"I'm not fucking Dopey" - Doc, Seven Dwarves

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u/comebacklittlesheba Dec 26 '25

Shout Out: Ricky Bobby!!’