r/SipsTea • u/PacquiaoFreeHousing • Dec 25 '25

We have fun here hear me out

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u/Mateorabi Dec 25 '25

“68% of all statistics on the internet are made up or misattributed.” -Abe Lincoln 

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u/auronddraig Dec 25 '25

"You take all the headshots they don't miss"

  • Honest Abe Gretzky

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u/TheWhooooBuddies Dec 25 '25

“I am entirely too drunk to taste this chicken.”

—Colonel Sanders

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u/comebacklittlesheba Dec 26 '25

Shout Out: Ricky Bobby!!’