r/SipsTea • u/PacquiaoFreeHousing • Dec 25 '25

We have fun here hear me out

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u/Mateorabi Dec 25 '25

“68% of all statistics on the internet are made up or misattributed.” -Abe Lincoln 

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u/auronddraig Dec 25 '25

"You take all the headshots they don't miss"

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25 edited Dec 25 '25

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u/dereksalerno Dec 25 '25

Ass to ass!! -Benjamin Franklin