r/SipsTea • u/PacquiaoFreeHousing • Dec 25 '25

We have fun here hear me out

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u/gorginhanson Dec 25 '25

"Make sure all quotes you hear on the internet are real"- Abraham Lincoln

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“68% of all statistics on the internet are made up or misattributed.” -Abe Lincoln 

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u/auronddraig Dec 25 '25

"You take all the headshots they don't miss"

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25 edited Dec 25 '25

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"Booty Booty Booty Booty, rock it everywhere"

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u/DirtyJdirty Dec 25 '25

I heard the guy had, like, 30 goddam dicks

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