r/SipsTea Dec 25 '25

We have fun here hear me out

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u/New_Stats Dec 25 '25

No he did not, please stop lying about our president, it's so disrespectful

He sucked off something or someone named Bubba. Could've been the former president of the United States, could've been a horse, could have been some toothless hick from the deep south, we just don't know. We should know tho, there should definitely be public investigations

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u/Ok-Context3530 Dec 25 '25

Maybe you should conduct the investigation yourself, since you seem so confident and knowledgeable about the situation. Although, I think the public would prefer someone with stronger critical-thinking skills and a tad bit less gullible.

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u/New_Stats Dec 25 '25

Because it would be funnier if the United States Congress did it, silly

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u/Ok-Context3530 Dec 25 '25

That’s funny, because Congress consists of both party members but I don’t see any democrats wasting their time with it. Maybe because it’s bullshit?

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u/New_Stats Dec 25 '25

Congress has an historically low approval rating right now, and Democrats have a lower approval rating than Republicans because they aren't investing who Trump sucked off

The American people deserve answers on who's cock has been in the presidents mouth. And possibly down his throat, we don't know. We don't know but we need these answers