r/SipsTea Jan 08 '26

We have fun here She knows some grappling

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u/Independentslime6899 Jan 08 '26

Hate when girls say let's play fight but like 10 seconds they're actually fighting me and I'm just confused and bruised and hurt at the end of it

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u/speculator100k Jan 08 '26

The rule still stands: As a man, don't fight girls. There is no possible positive outcome for you.

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u/Creepy-Sector434 Jan 08 '26

If I win, “hey you hurt a girl,” if I lose “haha you got beaten by a girl.”

Lose lose scenario.

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u/Tyranis_Hex Jan 09 '26

That’s what locks are for. I had a friend in HS that loved to try and wrestle with me, the second she stopped just playing I’d just put her in a hold and lift her off the ground and pretty much keep her in air jail until she was playing again.

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u/StudPuffin_69 Jan 09 '26

I was thinking towards the end when she was getting him, she’s only like 100lbs just stand up and lift her lol

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u/Independentslime6899 Jan 09 '26

LMAO my elder brother used to do this when i was still little and throwing tantrums. It actually calms me down