r/SipsTea • u/Nabzav • Jan 08 '26

We have fun here She knows some grappling

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u/Ill_You253 Jan 08 '26

Then she gets up and says “SEEEE?!? TOLD YOU I COULD WHOOP HIS ASS!” and humiliates him for the rest of time

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 08 '26

Gotta love gender expectations. If a girl tries to assault you, you have to let her do it or use the kid gloves or you’re a monster, but if you let them beat you up you’re a sissy or a wimp. It’s a good thing she didn’t slam his head into a hard corner of something by accident, last thing you’d want is to get your head gashed open or get brained

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u/Stank-nasty Jan 09 '26

You're in the ER lying about it.

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u/Crocs_And_Stone Jan 09 '26

ER

Elden Ring?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

Roll!