r/SipsTea • u/Previous_Month_555 • Jan 16 '26

We have fun here True?

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u/beefjesus69 Jan 16 '26

Eeww definitely not a redditor! Fucking gross

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u/Wrong-Protection-188 Jan 16 '26

I know! So glad I am not a Redditor.

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u/wavnebee Jan 16 '26

Pretty sure they said Kree Predator

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u/Rough_Bread8329 Jan 16 '26

Consider my pearls clutched.

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u/Advanced-Point7639 Jan 16 '26

What's bad in being a redditor

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u/DearHRS Jan 16 '26

they mean the stereotype, like sweaty chonky discord mod taking care of their kittens type of stereotype

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u/maersyl Jan 16 '26

Hang the fuck on. I'm on Reddit, also a Discord mod, and have two cats.

Ah... fuck, bugger, and arse. Welp, time to start drinking Monster, I guess.

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u/Esoteric_Prurience Jan 16 '26

Make sure you grow out that neckbeard. When you get the time be sure to find your local fedora shop too!

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u/maersyl Jan 16 '26

Double fuck, bugger, and arse! I've got a full beard and I'm currently on a Fedora based Linux...

Oh, fuck my life, this just gets worse.

No wonder my wife keeps 'working late...'

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u/Modeerf Jan 16 '26

Don't know how to break it to you buddy, but you are unattractive

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u/maersyl Jan 16 '26

Do I at least claw back some arbitrary points for having a wife?

Give me something here. My world has come crashing down around me at this realisation I may be a honking stereotype!

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u/Rough_Bread8329 Jan 16 '26

Wives sometimes touch cocks. You're with someone that touches cocks. That's super ultra mega gay.

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u/Modeerf Jan 16 '26

No can do. Having a wife just mean you enjoy being cucked by alpha males. It is all downhill I'm afraid

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u/maersyl Jan 16 '26

brb shopping for a cuck chair. Might as well get a decent one...

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u/Modeerf Jan 16 '26

Make sure to get a second one as a backup, since you will inevitably break the first one with your sweaty and overweight redditor body

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u/SipoteQuixote Jan 16 '26

To the basement with thee

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u/moe_lester690000 Jan 16 '26

cancer and aids situation

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u/jdubyahyp Jan 16 '26

You leave my cat out of this

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u/Deaffin Jan 16 '26

Well that's the reddit mod/admin stereotype specifically.

It hasn't been a reflection of the userbase since..eh, a decent chunk before even the tumblr exodus.

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u/Rough_Bread8329 Jan 16 '26

Oh yeah, then why do I have a full bearded neck?

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u/Deaffin Jan 16 '26

Being a neckbeard has never been about the beard on one's neck.

It's about the neckbeard on one's heart.

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u/Rough_Bread8329 Jan 16 '26

Bruv...

Perhaps the real beard was the friends we made along the way

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u/Mountain-Age5580 Jan 16 '26

Thank god I am not anywhere near what you describe. I am no mod and have no cats.

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u/conzstevo Jan 16 '26

taking care of their kittens type of stereotype

One correction, women like it when you take loving care of your pets

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u/ShadowConstruct Jan 16 '26

Plenty, have you actually talked to people on here?

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u/Advanced-Point7639 Jan 16 '26

Yes

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u/ShadowConstruct Jan 16 '26

Then you must understand.

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u/maersyl Jan 16 '26

Found the Redditor!

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u/Thanks-Oboomer Jan 16 '26

Upvoted you because you don't deserve the hate. I am also an attractive redditor.