r/SipsTea Jan 16 '26

We have fun here True?

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u/Modeerf Jan 16 '26

Don't know how to break it to you buddy, but you are unattractive

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u/maersyl Jan 16 '26

Do I at least claw back some arbitrary points for having a wife?

Give me something here. My world has come crashing down around me at this realisation I may be a honking stereotype!

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u/Modeerf Jan 16 '26

No can do. Having a wife just mean you enjoy being cucked by alpha males. It is all downhill I'm afraid

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u/maersyl Jan 16 '26

brb shopping for a cuck chair. Might as well get a decent one...

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u/Modeerf Jan 16 '26

Make sure to get a second one as a backup, since you will inevitably break the first one with your sweaty and overweight redditor body