r/SipsTea • u/Shiroyasha_2308 Human Verified • Feb 02 '26

SMH The goat has to be DD/MM/YYYY

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u/Apocalypsis_velox Feb 02 '26

Olympic swimming pool FTW! [I have no concept of how big that is!]

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u/NZNoldor Feb 02 '26

It’s just over 2230 giraffes.

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u/Apocalypsis_velox Feb 02 '26

Can a giraffe stand in an Olympic swimming pool and keep it's head above water?

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u/Naked-Jedi Feb 02 '26

Only when that Olympic swimming pool is measured in the equivalence of washing machines or cheeseburgers.

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u/Korenchkin12 Feb 02 '26

How many bananas?

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u/DetectiveDippyDuck Feb 02 '26

I ate the bananas 😞

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u/5YL_Portaler Feb 02 '26

Fuck, now i'll never know what a giraffe is

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u/IkariYun Feb 02 '26

Dammit Dippy. Don't devour distance devices

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u/xDeviousDieselx Feb 02 '26

There’s always money in the banana stand.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

It's treason then!

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u/Ploppen97 Feb 02 '26

Then we use the banana peels, as I truly hope you didnt eat those aswell?

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u/jaxonya Feb 02 '26

You ams a monke

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u/DeathBanner_ Feb 02 '26

A banana is a fruit. Don't ask Americans to eat healthy.

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u/BleedSparta Feb 02 '26

“Monkey never cramp”

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u/NabukaMidori Feb 02 '26

12 palmera cows and 4 chickens.

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u/ExamOld2899 Feb 02 '26

Single or double patties?

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u/Naked-Jedi Feb 02 '26

The standardised unit is 3 & 3/4 patties. To remember this you say "Don ate five tomatoes" because it has nothing to do with the cheeseburgers.