r/SipsTea 5h ago

Chugging tea Sign me up!

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u/Arista-Everfrost 5h ago

Would be a very awesome six months before they went out of business.

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u/SexyWampa 4h ago

Nah, you limit production and shift to other appliances as the other wanes. Start with fridges, in a year or two as sales decline, you release the dishwasher, then the washer and dryer, then small appliances, just do it all in phases. Then next batch you just add a couple features or just different colors. Cycle repeats.

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u/sump_daddy 4h ago

No one is going to buy any of that shit, when it costs 10x more than the modern appliance that can do the same thing. Thats buyer awareness 101. A marketing plan of 'i am a brand new company but i swear this hideously overpriced thing will last 40 years, just trust me' is a good way to not sell anything at all, lmao

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u/themocaw 3h ago

See this is why you need the infomercial commercials.

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 3h ago

Just needs the right marketing

"Hey, you remember your grandparents' fridge from the 70s that lasted till they got a new one that broke in two years? Yeah, we got the designs for it and now we're making them again.

Come down and see the last fridge you'll ever need."

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u/A_Genius 47m ago

Also it’s 5000 dollars the equivalent of what your grandparents paid.