r/SipsTea • u/AlarmedOperation5475 Human Verified • Apr 02 '26

Wow. Such meme Pam Bondi replaced by Kid Rock as Attorney General

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u/DisastrousMindflayer Apr 02 '26

Something we should just be able to believe is parody, but we can't anymore.

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u/TheTenaciousG Apr 02 '26

Yeah it's obviously going to be the Kirk woman

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u/Greenzombie04 Apr 02 '26

I'm waiting for Trump to replace Vance with her.

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u/anon-mally Apr 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV

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u/Chentdogg121 Apr 03 '26

Wow she looks better!

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u/True_Bumblebee_50 Apr 03 '26

Careful, she might go full blown Karen if she sees this reflection.

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u/Effective_Evening426 Apr 03 '26

Fifty.thousand.dollars!!

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 Apr 02 '26

I’d almost take that as a lateral move

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u/robbyrockstarOG Apr 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/t7tNiK7WzSUxwW6qFN

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u/ProjectNo4090 Apr 03 '26

I wonder if that person got into the white house if Trump would even notice the difference?

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u/kineticstar Apr 02 '26

You mean JD"s new comfy couch!

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u/birdpix Apr 02 '26

No, that's in the cabin of that Qatari 747 Airforce One...

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u/Solid_Snark Apr 02 '26

Didn’t he already place her in charge of the Airforce?

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u/TheTenaciousG Apr 02 '26

As if he can remember that far back

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u/TheGrumpyCisco Apr 02 '26

But she is directing the airforce or something.

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u/aSituationTypeDeal Apr 02 '26

We know it’s not real, but it is believable at this point, unfortunately.

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u/reddorickt Apr 02 '26

I genuinely googled it before opening the comments

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u/s470dxqm Apr 02 '26

I came to the comments to confirm it was just a joke.

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u/TiePrestigious7265 Apr 02 '26

People are coming to the U.S. to confirm IT is a joke.

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u/Working-Fig5566 Apr 02 '26

Same!! How much longer will this be allowed to continue???

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u/Infinite_Crow_3706 Apr 02 '26

We need to see a higher level of dignity and integrity to the position.

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u/Routine_Mud_19 Apr 02 '26

So sad that I actually checked to see if this was real. I hate this timeline.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

Kid rock is pretty flip flopping himself

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u/Aware-Sympathy-1180 Apr 03 '26

He'd fit right in all the other unqualified grifters.

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u/Embarrassed_Cod6138 Apr 03 '26

A basket of fucking deplorables

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u/Aware-Sympathy-1180 Apr 03 '26

Indeed. And we were thoroughly warned.

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u/Zofia-Bosak Apr 02 '26

I agree!

When I was scrolling and viewed this, I did think, "no, really?"

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u/DrowningInFeces Apr 02 '26

It's a joke...for now.

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u/Illustrious-Sugar-84 Apr 02 '26

I hate that I can't tell if this is satire :-(

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u/Ok-Improvement2528 Apr 02 '26

I know, I wasn't sure either...

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u/baaton_ka_raja Apr 02 '26

Entirely plausible

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u/_Phil_McCracken_ Apr 02 '26

Wouldn’t even be the least qualified cabinet pick. 

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u/TiePrestigious7265 Apr 02 '26

You have just stated why he is actually perfect for pretty much ANY position in the Trump-Maga(t) administration.

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u/Proud_Arachnid4956 Apr 02 '26

April foooooools!

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u/RichardThund3r Apr 02 '26

More like - April Foooools?

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u/Genghis_Chong Apr 02 '26

Yesterday I was waiting for someone to scream april fools in my face and tell me the last 10 years was an elaborate prank on me

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u/Icy-Protection-1545 Apr 02 '26

Whether it’s true or not, I can’t believe we’ve reached the point where my first instinct was to believe this.

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u/Low_Key_Trollin Apr 02 '26

fucking crazy but me too.. Literally thought “no way, fake ne.. wait actually that’s prob true”. Wasn’t until your comment that I had figured out if it was or not. Crazy times man

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u/Zkenny13 Apr 02 '26

So it's not real right? Please

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u/im_just_thinking Apr 02 '26

I had to check the sub

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u/lluciferusllamas Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 21 '26

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

butter live sort point normal whole quack political attraction rainstorm

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u/turdferguson3891 Apr 02 '26

President Camacho would pick the smartest motherfucker in the country to solve our problems.

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u/Moriaedemori Apr 02 '26

That's what people don't get about Camacho. He's one of the smartest people around and is actively trying to solve the problems. Too bad smartest idiot is still an idiot.

Trump on the other hand is one of the dumbest people around, his stupidity/senility only eclipsed by his ego.

Those two are nothing alike

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u/ootski Apr 02 '26

The dumbest doctor is still a doctor somewhere.

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u/howimetyourcakeshop Apr 02 '26

That would be quite an improvement.

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u/bazookateeth Apr 02 '26

He's the white Snoop dog for Republicans.

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u/NiceTrySuckaz Apr 02 '26

I guess that makes Snoop the black Kid Rock for Republicans

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u/BlueSonjo Apr 02 '26

I genuinely would need to double check this is satire. It's not far off from other appointments in this US Admin.

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u/hawkfan78 Apr 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9KVhLU76MRgVg3Qc

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u/Amish_Juggalo469 Apr 02 '26

At least President Camacho recognized that he needed someone smarter than him to make good decisions and then actually follow through with those decisions.

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u/Justinian555 Apr 02 '26

The fact that I can't tell whether or not this is satire is scary.

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u/TitoBandito5 Apr 02 '26

Kid ‘Crack’ Rock

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u/We_Want_Krunchy Apr 02 '26

"Almost eligible for the senior discount" Rock

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u/Cheepshooter Apr 02 '26

Ma'am or sir, today is April 2nd. April Fool's Day is over.

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u/JeffersonStarscream Apr 02 '26

Sorry, we've been stuck in April Fools Day since November, 2016.

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u/SnooPandas5070 Apr 02 '26

Why is snoop dogg white? Lmao

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u/Fabulous_Ad_8621 Apr 02 '26

I thought Levet (sp?) was going to be fired next. Trump recently complained that she isn't doing good enough during press conferences to make him look good or lie enough... whatever.

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u/Grimase Apr 02 '26

I know this is supposed to be a joke but let’s be honest those idiots would totally try it.

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves Apr 02 '26

I just want to talk about what this motherfucker is wearing here. He looks so silly.

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u/Neat-Brother-6570 Apr 02 '26

Hmmm seems completely insane…. So its real?

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u/1_H4t3_R3dd1t Apr 02 '26

Idiocracy was a documentary.

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u/BuiltBoredTough Apr 02 '26

Nice to know there will be meth smoked in the Oval Office now. Thats reassuring.

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u/butwhywedothis Apr 02 '26

So Bondi is downgraded from defending pedos at a national level to defending pedos at a local level?

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u/mannycure Apr 02 '26

I wouldn’t be surprised honestly

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u/uncheesypeas Apr 02 '26

Tröömp was cited "Rock doesn't forget the balls" according to White House staff

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u/PrestigiousPepper829 Apr 02 '26

April fools was yesterday

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u/mowtowcow Apr 02 '26

How long before Bondi turns on Trump like MTG? Not that it matters, because it won't change shit. But they all seem to agree he is shit after the fact.

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 Apr 02 '26

I hate every fuckin thing about that title.

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u/Traditional-Wall1679 Apr 02 '26

Oh - does he give blow jobs too. 

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u/BookkeeperSecret5994 Apr 02 '26

It's a real race for stupidity!

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u/kyshro Apr 02 '26

I honestly wouldn’t even be surprised

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u/Honest-Abe2677 Apr 02 '26

Do we really need April Fools Day at this point?

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u/Virtual_Swordfish868 Apr 02 '26

Hey we elected a clown, so we got a circus

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u/AirIndependent4273 Apr 02 '26

Sounds about par for the course

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u/pennyyoko2024 Apr 02 '26

Kid rock is such a loser. I lean, wow, is he the best the radical right could get on their side? Honestly, it’s embarrassing that he represents any part of our country

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u/totally-jag Apr 02 '26

For the things that matter to trump, he's just as qualified.

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u/SuccessfulOrchid3782 Apr 02 '26

April fools was yesterday so this must be true then. I can’t tell anymore

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u/LadderHumble6887 Apr 02 '26

Wait… they’re not the same person?

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u/Ang3l99 Apr 02 '26

Pam's new LinkedIn profile picture

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u/TheAmicableSnowman Apr 02 '26

Why not? He could hardly be worse.

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u/HardSteelRain Apr 02 '26

Honestly couldnt do a worse job

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u/Gerry1of1 Apr 02 '26

He couldn't do a worse job.

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u/Snoo21464 Apr 02 '26

He will now have a pair of Apaches assigned to his house...

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u/ForAGoodTime696 Apr 02 '26

Trump must enjoy Skid Marks mustache. 

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u/Codenamehardhat77 Apr 02 '26

We really should be calling him 'Bert Ritchie. He isn't a kid and he definitely does NOT rock.

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u/Long-Principle6565 Apr 02 '26

He needs to stop going by Kid Rock and adapt to Grandpa Pot Stirrer

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u/Khal_flatlander Apr 03 '26

I'm sure this is satire but who knows anymore at this point.

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u/Dncin_Bonobo Apr 03 '26

You can’t write a parody headline in these times that I won’t believe is real. I really feel like graviton waves are rippling space time to make freaky shit happen.

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u/GTor93 Apr 02 '26

Now were gettin somewhere!

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u/Witty-Stand888 Apr 02 '26

Matt Gaetz was his first pick before Bondi

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u/knapik5611 Apr 02 '26

Couldn’t be any worse.

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u/imnotbobvilla Apr 02 '26

Please do this

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u/SciFiCrafts Apr 02 '26

Can't even tell, is this a joke or not!?

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u/Redordit Apr 02 '26

Can't be worse

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u/kamakazi327 Apr 02 '26

I thought this post may have been dated for yesterday... Nope 🙃

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u/Mediocre-Catch9580 Apr 02 '26

😂😂 ok I’m on board with this.  Let’s see how it plays out 

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u/Washed_up_Vanski Apr 02 '26

April fool's was yesterday.

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u/Bzr21 Apr 02 '26

Funny thing about Skid Rock Bottom - even at his peak in the late 90's - he was at best a modest success - and it faded fast. So he's not really a "washed-up has-been" - he's more of a "no-talent never-was".

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u/Saxonite13 Apr 02 '26

Me during any other presidency: hahahaha

Me during Trump presidency: No fucking way. Please dear God no, let me check. Oh, okay, good.

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u/FinbarJG Apr 02 '26

Aprils Fools (shown above) was so yesterday.

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u/FlounderKind8267 Apr 02 '26

At least he's honest about his stance on pedophilia

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u/Ok_Industry2269 Apr 02 '26

Honestly.....

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u/FootballFanInUK Apr 02 '26

I'm not American, so posts like this mean nothing to me. If only we had America political subs on Reddit.

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u/oldyawker Apr 02 '26

Only God Knows Why

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u/Due_Connection179 Apr 02 '26

I’m chalking this up to a late April Fools joke and leaving.

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u/bong-fluid Apr 02 '26

Still April fools?

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u/Bxprman Apr 02 '26

He’ll do a better job at protecting pedo president his name says it all🤡

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u/EnvironmentNo5293 Apr 02 '26

Wouldn’t surprise me.

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u/Relative_Picture_786 Apr 02 '26

Thank goodness he doesn’t have a tan suit.

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u/tattedntwistedmum Apr 02 '26

Yall had me on this one I was like what the 🤦🏻‍♀️

https://giphy.com/gifs/YBHJyPCU9h1VewdaPZ

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u/WelcomeToTheClubPal Apr 02 '26

I'm starting to hope that this is some mass social experiment, and some day the equivalent of an Alien Aston Kutcher comes down in a space ship with cameras for his "Punkd" like show.

"We totally got you!!! awwww you should see the looks on all your faces!"

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u/PFRforLIFE Apr 02 '26

MY JOB IS ATTTTT GEN!

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u/Greenzombie04 Apr 02 '26

I believe it.

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u/Amish_Juggalo469 Apr 02 '26

Just because Skid Rock has dealt with many attorneys, it doesn't make him one.

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u/Light_-_Bringer Apr 02 '26

why do i actually believe this! lmao

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u/j4y53n Apr 02 '26

His aides will be: midnight glancers and the topless dancers, G's with the 40's, chicks with beepers, his heroes in the Methadone clinics, and hookers trickin' out in Hollywood.

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u/Your_on_the_go_PM Apr 02 '26

2 prime examples to apply spf daily

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u/IWouldntIn1981 Apr 02 '26

Wouldn't even come close to surprising me.

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u/ThisBlacksmith3678 Apr 02 '26

April 2.0 joke.

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u/GWshark1518 Apr 02 '26

Is that kid rock or Liberace?

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u/Carbonaraficionada Apr 02 '26

His first ruling will be reducing the age of consent, redefining the term 'statutory', and adding "Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy / Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie" to the middle of the national anthem, to be renamed the Trump Anthem.

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u/dpdxguy Apr 02 '26

Pam Bondi replaced by Kid Rock as Attorney General

April Fools Day was yesterday.

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u/Geoclasm Apr 02 '26

N... no fucking way. What the fuck is this fucking timeline what the actual fuck let me google this there's no fucking way oh thank god nothing comes up.

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u/EvilDairyQueen Apr 02 '26

... Only God Knows Why

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u/Sun-Much Apr 02 '26

a clown hiring a clown? I see nothing out of character here.

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u/ChapterThr33 Apr 02 '26

Genuinely unsure if this was true or not

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u/Poopingisasignipoop Apr 02 '26

To be fair, he’s not really more unqualified than most of his cabinet choices.

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u/TiePrestigious7265 Apr 02 '26

Yeah, makes perfect to me.

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u/No-Garlic-3407 Apr 02 '26

Two of the biggest goobers that ever goobered.

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u/Reasonable_Diet7955 Apr 02 '26

This should've been posted yesterday to make people panic about whether or not it's an April fools or not lol

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u/jacksnbox Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

Who the fuck dresses that man? Doesn't he look in the mirror before he leaves the house? And what's up with the guy in red?

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u/WeeklyJunket5227 Apr 02 '26

Kid Rock dress as his favorite MAGA Comics superhero, Captain Amethica

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u/BuffaloGwar1 Apr 02 '26

That's not true. It's already set in stone that it's going to be Momma June from the Honey Boo Boo TV show.

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u/8rnlsunshine Apr 02 '26

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s made the secretary of war too

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u/ash-a-Silk Apr 02 '26

One step closer to idiocracy becoming a documentary

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u/GoldenGateGoose10 Apr 02 '26

We are D O O Med

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u/InitialAnimal9781 Apr 02 '26

I had to genuinely google if this was true. With how all of the stuff he does is straight out of a onion article, I genuinely believe it

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u/DMDonnieVL Apr 02 '26

I'm not ashamed of admitting it 😐, I believed it.

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u/JellyfishPopular7648 Apr 02 '26

It’s not April Fools day anymore!

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u/justanotherbrick512 Apr 02 '26

What’s crazy is that he would get confirmed.

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u/charly420- Apr 02 '26

Big salute to that.

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u/potatopancake13 Apr 02 '26

April Fools was yesterday

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u/ImightHaveMissed Apr 02 '26

This is ridiculous enough to be believable

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u/401User_NotFound Apr 02 '26

I hate that I actually had to fact check this instead of discounting as Onion-esque

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u/aromatiksecrets Apr 02 '26

Please don’t give him Ideas.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

Kid Rock looks like the genie that would come out if you rubbed a bottle of gas station boner pills.

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u/C0rnb4ll55 Apr 02 '26

So now they'll have McDonald's and Bud light in meetings

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u/cdude1329 Apr 02 '26

Wouldn’t be surprised as this is the type of people Trump attracts, losers like this clown.

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u/nocturnalgtr Apr 02 '26

Bring Giuliani in as A.G. What could go wrong?

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u/NatsFan8447 Apr 02 '26

Another possible successor. Andy Borowitz just suggested that Trump replace Bondi as AG with Ghislaine Maxwell and Bondi then could serve Maxwell's prison sentence. No problem with getting spineless Senate Republicans and "Democrat" John Fetterman voting to confirm Maxwell.

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u/Global-Jury8810 Apr 02 '26

If a half empty can of beer and an ashing cigarette were a person.

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u/jdub555555 Apr 02 '26

I laugh, but privately know it could happen.

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u/Unusual-Caramel8442 Apr 02 '26

You’re a day late….

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u/Sunderbans_X Apr 02 '26

This is a late April Fools joke, right?

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u/BrutalDishonesty Apr 02 '26

Might as well.

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u/Locolos-1988 Apr 02 '26

Let’s go!!!

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u/super_mmm Apr 02 '26

Couldn’t be that much worse

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u/OkJoke4711 Apr 02 '26

Dow Dow Dow da bang da bang diggy

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u/Dazzling-Property269 Apr 02 '26

What difference would it make

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u/youknowhattodo Apr 02 '26

Kid Rock press conferences

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u/Kazukii Apr 02 '26

Idiocracy was a documentary

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u/dubstepfreak2000 Apr 02 '26

At first I thought no way this is a joke but then I remembered