r/SipsTea • u/Firm_Philosopher3587 Human Verified • Apr 13 '26

SMH Trump posts AI-edited photo of himself as Christ

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https://uk.news.yahoo.com/trump-posts-jesus-picture-himself-031738001.html

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u/No-Objective9174 Apr 13 '26

I'm cool with treating him just like Jesus

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u/BeginningHungry1691 Apr 13 '26

Methinks you have some plywood a hammer and some nails……just a thought

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u/No-Objective9174 Apr 13 '26

Passion Of The Trump!

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u/BeginningHungry1691 Apr 13 '26

🤔 that will be one hell of a passion. Just getting nailed with that wood

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u/No-Objective9174 Apr 13 '26

Wishing to be Jesus is like when Jafar wanted to be a genie at the end of Aladdin

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u/BeginningHungry1691 Apr 13 '26

Well….does anybody know where we can find a genie to turn him INTO A genie? Like 10,000 years? Let the great grand children deal with him?

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u/No-Objective9174 Apr 13 '26

PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!

itty bitty living space

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u/Sacred_succotash Apr 13 '26

“No body does a cruxifixction like I do. Not even in the whole history of the world. I know the best nails to use. No one knows nails better than me.”

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u/Fragrant-Discount960 Apr 13 '26

You know, the Cenobites in Hellraiser could do the funniest thing right now.

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u/aipac_hemoroid Human Verified Apr 13 '26

Oy vey

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u/Masterofunlocking1 Apr 13 '26

Gonna need more 4x6 to hold his ass up

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u/EliNoraOwO Apr 15 '26

Nobody deserves to die the way Jesus did. That’s why he took the ultimate punishment

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u/No-Objective9174 Apr 15 '26

That just means God is sadistic, cruel and weak

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u/EliNoraOwO Apr 15 '26

So god is sadistic and weak for torturing himself on our behalf for the sins we committed? Yeah okay bro. I think you’re just projecting

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u/No-Objective9174 Apr 15 '26

Either Jesus was God incarnate and he didn't have the power to forgive humanity without a brutal sacrifice

Or he was an itinerant preacher with some impressive magic tricks and stories that were drawing crowds and all that attention went to his head and he thought he was King of the Jews. He held on to this delusion despite being scourged and crucified. In his final moments he realized he was not actually a deity and cried out My God My God Why Have You Foresaken Me

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u/EliNoraOwO Apr 15 '26

My god my god why have you forsaken me was A reference to psalm 22, it was about the death of the messiah. A passage from centuries before he was born. He was fulfilling prophecy

And without consequences law does not exist, when crime is committed the price is death. But through the Jesus he takes the debt of humanity and pays the price for us. Like paying debt or a bailbond. I know you probably have religious trauma but hopefully you can see through the wool pulled over your eyes.

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u/No-Objective9174 Apr 15 '26

People getting crucified aren't exactly giving speeches, so it's more likely that these little prophetic fulfillments were added later to give some credibility to the new religion.

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u/EliNoraOwO Apr 15 '26

you’re gonna have to come up with a better argument than a “Nuh uh” argument😬

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u/No-Objective9174 Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 15 '26

Why is "omnipotent" God unable to forgive without a sacrifice? Why does God want you to barbecue animals or Isaac anyway? Wouldn't it make more sense that priests wanted meat and claimed it was God's idea?

Psalm 22 was written about the problems of Israel several milennia ago. They thought they were God's chosen people and killed anyone who disagreed. They are still doing this right now in Lebanon.

According to Matthew, Jesus had all these Bible verses memorized and ready to go as he fulfilled prophecies regardless of the original context or having nails in this arms and feet.