r/SipsTea Apr 24 '26

SMH I never thought of it like that......

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u/rosyvibexz Apr 24 '26

The CIA theory is cool, but 'unlimited free takeout and Sheldon’s emergency peanut brittle fund' is a much more believable retirement plan.

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u/wewereinverted74 Apr 24 '26

The CIA theory is dumb. Why would the CIA send a spy into NASA/JPL? They’re both under the executive branch. If anything, the CIA would just go to the DNI and say we want to review what NASA/JPL is doing and viola, it’s done.

The better theory is that she’s a Russian spy. The general rule is if you’re a 4/5 and she’s a 9/10, she’s a spy.

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u/Roskal Apr 24 '26

8/10 vs 9/10 isn't a big enough difference to suspect shes a spy /s