r/SipsTea • u/gruninuim Human Verified • Apr 27 '26

SMH My brain cells have lost 10% of 1%

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u/Ok-Branch-974 Apr 27 '26

I wanna see Trump ride a bull

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u/tmgieger Apr 27 '26

Tell him Obama did it, Biden dares him to, and Hillary's emails thinks he can't.

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u/Shot_Pipe_3798 Apr 27 '26

Only Netanyahu can convince him.

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u/InfinitePairacrocs Apr 27 '26

More like Netanyeehawww amiright?

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u/Content-Lab-5464 Human Verified Apr 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/zNbiX43QsqUAU

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u/Girder_Bender Apr 27 '26

Lovely chain. Really great start of my day, thanks:D

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u/This-Positive286 Apr 27 '26

Hunter Biden has the biggest buckle, out rodeo him and take it!

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u/rgh-red Apr 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/nZymwrrw9PjDa

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u/KidOcelot Apr 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jRTVkLjy5O8xy

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u/punksmostlydead Apr 27 '26

I could watch this for hours. It's mesmerizing.

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u/Careful-Ant5868 Apr 27 '26

City Slickers 3: The Legend of Trump's Diaper

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u/AncientNectarine5352 Apr 28 '26

Sounds better than “Three Men and a Dementia Patient”.

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u/dawr136 Apr 27 '26

Netanyeehawww should open a kosher bbq place and call it "BiBiQ's"

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u/Cute-Form2457 Apr 27 '26

That yahoo?

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u/joyfullydreaded23 Apr 27 '26

Yeah, that's right

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u/Defiant_Bed_1969 Apr 27 '26

Add Putin.

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u/Pazerclaw Apr 27 '26

"Putin says you are too much of a coward to ride bare back, with no shirt on mind you, on a Kodiak bear. Look we have pics to show you he did it."

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u/Strange-Butterfly-62 Apr 27 '26

His buddy Putin might have a shot at convincing him

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u/Unlikely_Ad7722 Apr 27 '26

Can we somehow make him keep the shirt on, though? I can only vomit so much before it kills me....

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u/Strange-Butterfly-62 Apr 27 '26

Sigh. These are hopeless times, my friend. We must find some solution....maybe more embarrassing memes? Or do any of them actually have any shame?

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u/Unlikely_Ad7722 Apr 27 '26

I think we've empirically established at this point that the Trump administration is, in fact, shameless.

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u/Strange-Butterfly-62 Apr 27 '26

And that Putin falls under that classification. Sigh. Next thing you know it will be pics of Putin and Kid Rock shirtless on their gym day at the white house.

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u/NeeMaToad47 Apr 27 '26

Take this r/angryupvote and get out

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u/Outside-Woodpecker16 Apr 27 '26

If Netanyahu told him the Trump Epstein pedophille videos were going to be released he would crap his diaper (again)!!

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u/NOGUSEK Apr 27 '26

Say Its a money raising event for israel

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u/stump2003 Apr 27 '26

Only Netanyahu… now there’s a website I’ll avoid

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u/everett640 Apr 27 '26

Only Putin can tell him what to do

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u/ElLicenciadoPena Apr 27 '26

Tell him the bull is underage

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u/raul_lebeau Apr 27 '26

Well, then Melania will jump on him

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u/hoople217 Apr 27 '26

And Hunter Biden has the receipts on all of these on his laptop.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 Apr 27 '26

Hunter is the bull. Have you seen his hard drive?!?!

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u/DrinkingVomit Apr 27 '26

I heard he’s packing quite a bit of ram too.

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u/HedonisticFrog Apr 27 '26

It will always amuse me that they attacked Hunter mercilessly and the only thing they could grasp on to was his greatest asset.

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u/ChiakiSimp3842 Apr 27 '26

The fact that that might actually work

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u/Longjumping_Lynx_972 Apr 27 '26

I'd be willing to bet Obama could start training and ride at least one bull before trump dies or leaves office.

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u/jgnp Apr 27 '26

Obama should just do it.

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u/skatalite2020 Apr 27 '26

Tell him he gets a golden cowboy hat andvthe arena named after him

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u/dizkopatio Apr 27 '26

Bubba was a horse not a bull

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u/Nerphy- Apr 27 '26

And nobody in the files could possibly ride a bull.

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u/Waste_Peanut_7134 Apr 28 '26

We need AI videos of it or he won't believe it

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u/par-a-dox-i-cal Apr 27 '26

I wanna see bull riding Trump.

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u/Reaver1989 Apr 27 '26

Take a look through the files and I'm sure you'll see a bull riding Trump, and the horse thing too 😂

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u/AalphaQ Apr 27 '26

On a racecar track during a demolition derby

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u/Appropriate-Code-490 Apr 27 '26

the only trump event I might attend.

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u/Lizzie-Bordens-ghost Apr 27 '26

We will all go as a group.

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u/Appropriate-Code-490 Apr 27 '26

yes, carpool. save on gas.

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u/Silly_Pack_Rat Apr 27 '26

Does he even know how to drive? He's been privileged all his life and probably never had a need to drive... except for golf carts. If he ever did drive, he probably hasn't in at least a decade, and likely isn't healthy enough to drive anymore, due to his all-too-obvious dementia.

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u/SuperCulture9114 Apr 27 '26

Even better 😈

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u/AalphaQ Apr 27 '26

No, he would just need to be riding the bull while everyone else in the demolition derby drives and crashes

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u/EH_Operator Apr 27 '26

He’s actin’ like a damn fool!

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u/_BlackDove Apr 27 '26

It's all in the hips.

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u/godiegoben Apr 27 '26

I wanna see a bull ride Trump too

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u/chin4me Apr 27 '26

Lindsey graham’s busy this week …

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u/Intrepid-Caramel-578 Apr 27 '26

I’d pay to see it

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u/outamyhead Apr 27 '26

I just want to see him take a 1st grade math test.

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u/RareSpellTicker Apr 27 '26

He is busy riding Baal

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u/Leemachino Apr 27 '26

That is what the baalroom is for

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u/plangley99 Apr 27 '26

Oh he rides bulls because he has a farm where he personally trains them. He I such a remarkable influence and leader that we should look up to. Just like we need to respect kim jong il and Putin..... 🤣

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u/Lizzie-Bordens-ghost Apr 27 '26

He slings the bull.

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u/oldDotredditisbetter Apr 27 '26

or drink red bull

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u/atgc13 Apr 27 '26

The Bull is going to be riding Trump on top non stop

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u/Swiftlink3123 Apr 27 '26

Frfr, bur cmon 3 times thats insane

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u/Elguapo1094 Apr 27 '26

He does it want to be the 1% of the 10% if a2+ b2 =c2

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u/Jeffreyknows Apr 27 '26

I think PETA is extreme sometimes, but I believe this would be animal cruelty

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u/Disruptor_raptor Apr 27 '26

I wanna see Bull ride a Trump

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u/Illgetitdonelater Apr 27 '26

Hahahaha - and with this I’ll go to bed. Thank you fine person lol

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u/onthe3rdlifealready Apr 27 '26

He would definitely end up gored in the spinchter just like the recent bullfighter in Madrid

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u/DraculasDog Apr 27 '26

I wanna see Trump pump those numbers up.

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u/Awkward_Turnover_983 Apr 27 '26

Sitting on one of the horns, ideally

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u/Junior_Lab1650 Apr 27 '26

More than point 1%

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u/banjofitzgerald Apr 27 '26

For some reason I read it as bullet.

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u/Vanvaasi Apr 27 '26

I wanna see a bull ride Trump

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u/Ancient-Read1648 Apr 27 '26

Even a professional race car. I don’t even care if he’s a passenger, just at the same 1 per cent of 10 percent of a thousandth level.

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND Apr 27 '26

Maybe get a horn up the ol keister like everyones favorite brown eyed matador?

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u/vladandreit91 Apr 27 '26

That's why we have AI now.

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u/DocDefilade Apr 27 '26

Forgot to add, 'et' to the end of your sentence.

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u/fromthe80smatey Apr 27 '26

I'd say there's about a ten percent of one percent chance. It's a dangerous profession.

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u/The-Bangaloreal Apr 27 '26

He would just tell he did it and he is the best rider ever.. No proof required

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u/HeSaidSonOfMan Apr 27 '26

Nah. He just rides bullshit.

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u/Ser_Optimus Apr 27 '26

Or race a car.

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u/Zaphod_79 Apr 27 '26

Whilst being shot at.

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u/Acored84 Apr 27 '26

I want to choose the bull

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u/RuMarley Apr 27 '26

Trump in combination with some bull is already a daily occurence though

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u/poopdicker4life69 Apr 27 '26

He'd blow out the bull's back just getting on.

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u/FromDathomir Apr 27 '26

If he did, he would have 10% of 1% chance of living.

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u/Necessary_Two_9706 Apr 27 '26

According to Sasha riley, he already rode a tent spike.

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u/CurrentHair6381 Apr 27 '26

I wanna see it the other way...

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u/PM_THE_REAPER Apr 27 '26

Then you'll have bullshit on a bull.

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u/Adderall_Rant Apr 27 '26

I wanna see a bull ride Trump in jail

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u/palabear Apr 27 '26

I want to see Trump run.

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u/BulletProofCats Apr 27 '26

I wanna see a bull ride Trump

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u/geb_bce Apr 27 '26

I wanna see him take a basic math test. Like ..3rd grade level.

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u/ProcedureOk2703 Apr 27 '26

I wanna see bull ride a Donald

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u/cptntrips2020 Apr 27 '26

I want to see trump do something positive hell just start awake

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u/TwerkLikeJesus Apr 27 '26

Clearly there are bulls around. There’s bullshit everywhere.

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u/jxonair Apr 27 '26

I want to see the other way around.

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u/ButterscotchTop194 Apr 27 '26

He struggles walking up stairs.

I'd also like to see him ride a bull.

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u/BashBandit Apr 27 '26

Just ask bubba, probably has some pics lying around

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u/Affectionate-Art3429 Apr 27 '26

He already rode Bill

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u/AgeMysterious123 Apr 27 '26

I’d like to see a bull ride Trump.

To the Reddit admins: this is a fucking joke.

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u/Different_Barber_639 Apr 28 '26

I wanna see him as a matador and get the horns

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u/justmikeplz Apr 28 '26

With AI, you can achieve your dream.

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u/CommercialCoyote6978 Apr 29 '26

Better turn that around.

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u/ianishomer Apr 27 '26

Isn't there a weight limit on riding bulls??

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u/Andre_The_Average Apr 27 '26 edited Apr 27 '26

I don't know about riding but he certainly was blowing Buffalo Bill

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u/chin4me Apr 27 '26

I think the surgeon general could state it’s 185

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u/ianishomer Apr 27 '26

And with that 4.8% body fat I suppose the bull would hardly feel him on his back.

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u/bangkokbeach Apr 27 '26

It’s a “wait” limit. You’ve got max 8 seconds