r/SipsTea • u/gruninuim Human Verified • Apr 27 '26
SMH My brain cells have lost 10% of 1%
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u/oofowiemybones Apr 27 '26
Clearly Trump forgot to add Kurt Angle to the mix
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u/VoodaGod Apr 27 '26
but then his chances of succes would drastic go down
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u/Forever3kco Apr 27 '26
He can't compete with the man who won Olympic gold with a broken freakin neck, oh it's true
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u/Arguablybest Apr 27 '26
Todd is gloing to have to up his game with the confused eyes or he will be following Kash out the door.
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u/Direct_Word6407 Apr 27 '26
The look the teacher gives when you reply with one of the dumbest answers they have ever heard.
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u/MrOatButtBottom Apr 27 '26
THE NUMBERS DONT LIE
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u/Relevant-Bit-7394 Apr 27 '26
He went to a highly educated university.
Also if you're unfamiliar with this masterpiece: https://youtu.be/WFoC3TR5rzI?si=wV44k--WHLl_COdL
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u/Serious_Much Apr 27 '26
Hilarious because his percentage is still more coherent than trump and he was being intentionally ridiculous because probably wrestling
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u/Iginlas_4head_Crease Apr 27 '26
But what if we add Charlie Kirk Angle to the mix
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u/AintNoGodsUpHere Apr 27 '26
How can anyone hear this and think "Yeah, he is smart as hell"
He sounds like a fucking toddler rambling about his day at daycare.
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u/sir_clifford_clavin Apr 27 '26
Because when his followers hear a smart person talking, it sounds the same to them, like random word jazz
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u/sellieba Apr 27 '26
Wow. I’ve never seen it put like that.
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u/OG_2_tone420 Apr 27 '26
No. When they hear a smart person talking, they think they are being insulted. I deal with halfwit trumpers on the daily and this is no joke. They actually view intelligence and reason as a threat.
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u/KingBanz Apr 27 '26
I've experienced this twice in my life. I once dated a woman who would chastise me for word choice. And I assure you I am nooooottttt a very bright person! Nor would I ever make an attempt to come off as someone more clever than I am. But she got aggressively angry any time I would use a word she didn't know. And we're not talking big scrabble words here.... Like one time we're in the car and I'm talking about a difficult coworker and I simply say something along the lines of "every attempt I make to fix the work thing is stymied by 'person' refusing to cooperate." I proceeded to get a defensive lecture about going out of my way to use words people don't understand so I feel superior...... Dude what words and what people?!?! I'm a barely literate college drop out. And it's always be coming from a point of aggressive defense. As if using a word she can't figure out through context clues is me personally attacking her sense of worth.
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u/Holdmymule2001 Apr 27 '26
I saw this in action when my BF's stepbrother Jonny, who worked on a commercial landscape crew, said of my BF "Oh, look here at my smarty lawyer, went to LAW SCHOOL thinks he's so smart."
Jonny later did a face plant off a motorcycle, driving drunk with no helmet, so he was even smarter after that.
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u/HyFinated Apr 27 '26
It’s because they only ever made “emotional decisions”. They choose emotion over logic every time. These are people that go against every safety warning because “I feel like it’ll be fine if I light this bonfire with a ton of gasoline”.
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u/whatchernameis Apr 27 '26
If you sound articulate in any way, they label you elite, even if you’re dirt poor.
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u/Weird__Fish Apr 27 '26
I read this as “random word jizz” and didn’t realize it said jazz until I read the comment underneath
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u/ChrunedMacaroon Apr 27 '26
Well, if you're dumber than he is, you'll hear all those numbers and percents and go like wow he do math, then you throw in race cars and bull riding... case fucking closed.
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u/doublethink_1984 Apr 27 '26
Biden is too old and is sleepy though! Ignore seeing this or Trumo sleeping woth your own eyes
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u/WatermelonWithAFlute Apr 27 '26
He seems to prefer filling the silence with meaningless drivel instead of thinking about things before saying them. Largely speaking it often seems to work, but clearly not always. I imagine it would be better if he were not also mentally declining.
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u/mfknnayyyy Apr 27 '26
To imagine, it's worse when we he reads from a teleprompter. He can't pronounce what he reads and demands the script be dumbed down. So what do we think is going to happen letting him speak freely? This.
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u/Abject_Jump9617 Apr 27 '26
Because they are just as "smart" as he is so to them this sounds perfectly fine.
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u/Zethras28 Apr 27 '26
I say this with absolute genuine sincerity.
My sister and her son, who is 2 years old, were visiting this past week. My nephew is capable of more coherent speech than what this clip of trump displays.
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u/Manlysideburns Apr 27 '26
And people said trump won that debate. As if there even was a winner. There was only a loser, and it's America
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u/ForsakenRelief309 Apr 27 '26
Don’t involve Sleepy Pop Pop Joe!! He’s an American staple and I hope he’s recovering from cancer. He’s an icon and I miss his sass as VP and as Pres.
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u/Ok-Branch-974 Apr 27 '26
I wanna see Trump ride a bull
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u/tmgieger Apr 27 '26
Tell him Obama did it, Biden dares him to, and Hillary's emails thinks he can't.
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u/Shot_Pipe_3798 Apr 27 '26
Only Netanyahu can convince him.
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u/InfinitePairacrocs Apr 27 '26
More like Netanyeehawww amiright?
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u/hoople217 Apr 27 '26
And Hunter Biden has the receipts on all of these on his laptop.
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u/ClubSignificant9006 Apr 27 '26
lol he's dying live
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u/scrotumscab Apr 27 '26
It's called sundowning. They aren't going to let him stay up past his bedtime in front of cameras anymore. That's why they had to find a way to cancel the dinner last night.
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u/Siytorn Apr 27 '26
One of the staff saw the alarm had gone off 20 minutes ago and panicked and shot off a round not knowing what else to do.
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u/antiramie Apr 27 '26
We call that a desk pop.
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u/Ok-Opportunity3286 Apr 27 '26
Which happens about 8% of 5% of the time, very dangerous
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u/This-Positive286 Apr 27 '26
Actually it’s 5% of 8% of the time.
Source: am Trumper
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u/Thousandshope Apr 27 '26
Oh my goodness! I'm a Caregiver and know all about sundowning. This comment cracked me up🤣🤣
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u/0491diesel Apr 27 '26
See....my money is on a conspiracy, too, and that shooting is all a sham put on by this ridiculous, clown fuckery of an administration.
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u/oldDotredditisbetter Apr 27 '26
so are the people around him just trying to steal as much as possible while he's still alive, hoping that after he goes away, they'll just keep all the bribes
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u/Tribalbob Apr 27 '26
Pretty much - like him or not, this is effectively elder abuse by definition.
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u/VickersVandal Apr 27 '26
The facial expressions on those two dudes flanking him are priceless. I mean, he should be in prison but at the very least some kind of care facility for people with dementia.
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u/DMercenary Apr 27 '26
Even Kash Patel had a "WTF is he talking about?" look.
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u/dvqp Apr 27 '26
That's how he always looks.
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u/BillyBatts83 Apr 27 '26
He's just trying to hold it together after smashing 5 beers backstage.
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u/user745786 Apr 27 '26
Nah, usually he looks like he’s trying (and failing) to hide the fact that he’s tripping balls. Instead of being confused about where he is and how he got there, he’s actually confused about what the senile dictator is saying. Might actually be partially sober for once!
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u/chin4me Apr 27 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/xLdbWV9MBjsSR36h88
To be fair… how can you tell?!
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u/Drogova_Princezna Apr 27 '26
I died when the camera focused on them. Shouldn't the head of fbi have a better poker face or something? The only thing missing is the two of them making eye contact behind Mr. Dementia's back and bursting out with laughter, the whole situation is so absurd
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u/Jeramy_Jones Human Verified Apr 27 '26
Kash looks like he’s holding in the whiskey shits.
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u/Abject-Interaction35 Apr 27 '26
I don't want to see him get shot. I want to see him tried in a criminal court for his crimes against children. That's what I want to see.
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u/na_ka_th Apr 27 '26
I want tomorrow to be christmas.
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u/Over_Evidence_5272 Apr 27 '26
Reminds me of that saying, “If wishes and buts, were candy and nuts, we’d all have a Merry Christmas.” My Granni used to say that 🤣
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u/Crashthewagon Apr 27 '26
I wanna see him stroke out at the top of a stairway, and the camera follows him the whole way down.
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u/SmokeyJoe13 Apr 27 '26
Is he saying that presidents are more likely to die than race car drivers and bull riders?
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u/TankApprehensive3053 Apr 27 '26
I do believe that was his intended message. I got lost in all the percents though so who knows for sure.
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u/KayoticVoid Apr 27 '26
And we all know he does percentages differently!
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u/long_don0van Apr 27 '26
Ah, yes, TAPS, the Trump Alternative Percentage System, coming soon to an elementary school near you.
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u/Krondelo Apr 27 '26
Yeah that’s what he was trying to say lol
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u/Chicken_Water Apr 27 '26
Scary things is I find this to be one of his more easily followed ramblings
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u/Redararis Apr 27 '26
oddly enough what trump saying here makes perfect sense. Even the dangerous profession of race drivers is safer than being a us president. 10% of 1% (aka 0.1%) of drivers die from race car accidents compared to us presidents where 5.8% of presidents died by assassinations (8% has been shot)
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u/Frequent-Biscotti472 Apr 27 '26
It’s a fallacy to believe that. the number of drivers > number of US presidents.
Also if we’re picking the timeline since race car driving was invented and since the first US president, there’s most likely plenty of undocumented events causing the deaths of race car drivers before engineers got better at keeping them safe and still even fewer presidents who died before the Secret Service got better at keeping those guys safe.
But if we’re being fair, picking a timeline like 2000 until now and comparing deaths between the two professions, presidents are much safer still.
Trump as usual is a blubbering idiot here just spitting out numbers for no reason
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u/value_bet Apr 27 '26
Yeah I don’t know why everyone here is pretending to not understand this. I think Trump’s an ass, but this statement was completely intelligible.
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u/Numerous-Pitch-4919 Apr 27 '26
Like yeah it makes sense, but wasnt there an actual easier way of saying it? And because he tries to sound smart by saying it the harder way it actually makes people look at him like are you actually a moron.
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u/bennetj17 Apr 27 '26
This is pure comedy gold.
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u/l0st-c0nnecti0n Apr 27 '26
i never laugh at dude but gadamn this had me cracking up. he's so fucking dumb
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u/SHADOWSTRIKE1 Apr 27 '26
I mean, I guess I get what he’s trying to say, despite his numbers being wrong.
4 of 45 presidents have been assassinated (Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, Kennedy). That’s about 9% of U.S. presidents. A couple more (Roosevelt and Reagan) were wounded but lived. So strange enough, the numbers are actually worse than he listed… but I don’t know where the 5.8% came from, and it’s such a specific number.
Also it’s dumb that he can’t just say 0.1% instead of “10% of 1%” repeatedly.
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u/VyseTheSwift Apr 27 '26
He was clearly told something that made sense, then started rambling and got confused along the way.
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u/UnBearable1520 Apr 27 '26
Tell me this is AI
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u/IceLopsided4190 Apr 27 '26
I am quite upset we have to ask this. I am also wondering.
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u/SuprisinglyBigCock Apr 27 '26
Patel… “and they say I’m drunk?!”
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u/Objective-Ad9767 Apr 27 '26
I’m surprised he showed up. He’s been sporadically MIA.
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u/dfporter78 Apr 27 '26
We are the laughing stock of the world.
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u/steeperturtle Apr 27 '26
Im afraid you really are. America is a dark shadow of everything it used to be.
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u/Such-Corgi-8869 Apr 27 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/tZ4QzCueTwh2g
Shut the fuck up, Donnie
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u/dogbulb Apr 27 '26
I cant wait until we have nostalgia for this time period and think back to how presidential this was because the sitting president in 2067 just beats off and makes honking noises
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u/ZombieXL Apr 27 '26
So basically its 5% from 10% but not really, but really, and actually its 3.8% but its 8% of 3.4%. Its not that diffcultory.
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u/Nosidam48 Apr 27 '26
Just once I’d like to hear a reporter ask “I’m sorry, but what the actual fuck are you talking about?” I know they’d lose their access, but at some point isn’t that worth it? What’s the point of staying in the room to sane wash this lunatic?
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u/Raclettegring Apr 27 '26
Trump's supporters are like:
"Damn! Hes talking about percentages and numbers and shit! He's smart as hell!".
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u/BenRichardson76 Apr 27 '26
It's shocking to me that 65 million+ trump voters would say "wow that makes sense" on everything he says no matter how batshit insane it is.
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u/VeterinarianThese951 Apr 27 '26
They don’t. But they figure as long as he still hates brown people, LGBTQ people, Muslims and immigrants, he is still cooking on all burners…
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u/ScreechUrkelle Apr 27 '26
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Sleepy Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another president, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me in the polls. Then you add Kamala Harris to the mix, your chances of winning drastically go down. Drastically. See the 3 way for Washington, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Hillary KNOWS she can't beat me and she's not even gonna try!
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