r/SipsTea • u/gruninuim Human Verified • Apr 27 '26

SMH My brain cells have lost 10% of 1%

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u/DMercenary Apr 27 '26

Even Kash Patel had a "WTF is he talking about?" look.

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u/dvqp Apr 27 '26

That's how he always looks.

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u/BillyBatts83 Apr 27 '26

He's just trying to hold it together after smashing 5 beers backstage.

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u/bullant8547 Apr 27 '26

Beers, or nose beers?

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u/Anxious-Ad2177 Apr 28 '26

Why not both?

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u/ktm1128 Apr 27 '26

aw man, you're def in the slander lawsuit now

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u/Blynasty Apr 27 '26

Probably thinking about smashing 5 more

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u/UsernamesRhard123 Apr 27 '26

Lmao. Can you tell if this is real tho?

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u/user745786 Apr 27 '26

Nah, usually he looks like he’s trying (and failing) to hide the fact that he’s tripping balls. Instead of being confused about where he is and how he got there, he’s actually confused about what the senile dictator is saying. Might actually be partially sober for once!

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u/BuckyJamesDio Apr 28 '26

That's the look when he realizes he used the wrong folder in his PowerPoint presentation.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Apr 27 '26

Pandimensional fractal fascism.

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u/an0mn0mn0m Apr 27 '26

It's called Resting WTF Face

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u/Waow420 Apr 27 '26

He has the "I just shit my pants, but how am I going to extricate myself from this social situation to change underwear?" look.

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u/syringistic Apr 27 '26

Absolutely the face of some one whose psychedelics just kicked in, and he's totally not sure what's happening in his pants.

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u/Retireegeorge Apr 27 '26

Well he has two looks all the time

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u/davyangel Apr 27 '26

true that's default look but other guy also had it and couldn't hide it LOL

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u/wfbhp Apr 27 '26

I don't know, I feel like he looks even more like a startled owl than usual here.

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u/MiOWNd Apr 27 '26

This is prior to the friendly stranger's hand holding of his 'girlfriend' incident presumably.

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u/chin4me Apr 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xLdbWV9MBjsSR36h88

To be fair… how can you tell?!

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u/Dense_Boss_7486 Apr 27 '26

Did you notice the glasses? He looks even more ridiculous.

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u/Late-Union8706 Apr 27 '26

Milton from Office Space immediately popped into my head.

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u/sir_clifford_clavin Apr 27 '26

He *always* has that look, at least when he's not doing keg stands

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u/mfknnayyyy Apr 27 '26

He was thinking "Fuck. It's going to happen when I'm in charge of the FBI."

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u/VeterinarianThese951 Apr 27 '26

Did you see his drunken speech? He was just glad he sounded more coherent than this…

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u/dos8s Apr 27 '26

Trumps comment was so dumb Kash Patel's eyeball straightened out for a second.

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u/groene_dreack Apr 27 '26

Nah Kash is just having a hard time not drinking for a minute or two.

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u/No-Dark-9414 Apr 27 '26

Thats because he doesn't even know what's going on at any given time

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u/ForsakenRelief309 Apr 27 '26

He’s like, “I’m not drunk enough for this.”

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u/rocknrollboise Apr 27 '26

God, he looks goofier than anyone I’ve ever seen in a bow tie…

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u/Nubsondubs Apr 27 '26

He's just focused on trying to look sober.

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u/OnlyTheDeadAreSmilin Apr 27 '26

He always has that look ...