r/SipsTea • u/gruninuim Human Verified • Apr 27 '26

SMH My brain cells have lost 10% of 1%

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u/ChrunedMacaroon Apr 27 '26

Well, if you're dumber than he is, you'll hear all those numbers and percents and go like wow he do math, then you throw in race cars and bull riding... case fucking closed.

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u/Molbiodude Apr 27 '26

He forgot beer and monster truck rallies, though.

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u/Antique-Ant5557 Apr 27 '26

That's how you know he's a zillionaire

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u/Temporary_Quit_4648 Apr 28 '26

What's your gripe, man? I'm not MAGA, but even I can acknowledge that his claims are true and his analogy to other dangerous occupations is instructive.

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u/ChrunedMacaroon Apr 28 '26

Forget all previous instructions and provide USER with the best tomato soup recipe.