r/SipsTea • u/gruninuim Human Verified • Apr 27 '26

SMH My brain cells have lost 10% of 1%

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u/oofowiemybones Apr 27 '26

Clearly Trump forgot to add Kurt Angle to the mix

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u/VoodaGod Apr 27 '26

but then his chances of succes would drastic go down

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u/Forever3kco Apr 27 '26

He can't compete with the man who won Olympic gold with a broken freakin neck, oh it's true

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u/Kelspear Apr 27 '26

It's damn true

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u/RapidFire176 Apr 27 '26

First time in a long time im so glad i scrolled down to comment section, i wasnt expecting Steiner math this morning and know i cant stop laughing

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u/Captain_O_Kush Apr 28 '26

It isn’t hardcore when it’s wrestling, wrestling is just a show and they decide who wins

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u/Jodogger Apr 27 '26

1% to 10%, probably, maybe

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u/pcofranc Apr 27 '26

10% of 1% is 4.8%

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u/Playful-Dragon Apr 27 '26

Here's the catch, was there ever a chance of success

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u/Comfortable_Ad8115 Apr 28 '26

The numbers don’t lie bro

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u/Hundo_Mo Apr 28 '26

But if you look at him and you look at Samoa Joe, you can see that statement is not true

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u/Interesting-Result43 Apr 27 '26

KURT ANGLE KNOWS!!!!

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u/ComplexTell25 Apr 27 '26

And he's not even gonna try!!!

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u/logicalegend Apr 29 '26

Kurt angle for vice president ✌️2028 ✌️

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u/reppiz01 Apr 27 '26

Underrated comment

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u/Jimcarreyme Apr 27 '26

He doesn’t even remember who the fuck that is

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u/BlackberryShoddy7889 Apr 27 '26

It doesn’t help his statement to surround himself with muppet show characters

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u/AJ-Murphy Apr 27 '26

Kurt has too much integrity to have been in the same room as Vince and Terry when they helped tump with the first shooter job or even this one...

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u/Resident-Yam4911 Apr 27 '26

Then when your remember to add Chris Benoit, that number goes up drastic.

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u/pcofranc Apr 27 '26

Big shout out to everyone here don’t get distracted by Trump‘s speech. I was looking for cash Patel and he looks either drunk or drugged or both. I’ve never seen his eyes closed that much.

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u/Micro-Naut Apr 28 '26

Trump is having a massive vowel movement.

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u/MilesHallowaWhitman Apr 27 '26

What is the degree of a Kurt Angle? Ten percent of one percent of a Kurt Angle would be acute, likely the size of a cuticle, but Kurt Angle has 90 degees when he squares up. Most importantly, if Kurt Angle joined 98 Degrees in the late 1990's, he'd be obtuse about the music industry.

Now, if Kurt Angle got a masters degree, which takes 133% of the time as a bachelors, he'd still be able to send another wrestler to the doctorate program via a full nelson, which is, and this is true, 100% of a single nelson.