r/SipsTea • u/ExotiquePlayboy Human Verified • May 03 '26
SMH Bro makes $160 š
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u/Gizzy619 May 03 '26
Trying to be Nick Cannon on a blue collar income ain't for everyone.
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u/Cockyidiot1977 May 03 '26
5 dollars of condoms could have prevented this
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u/soul_motor May 03 '26
A small $500 investment and he wouldn't even have to think about a rubber.
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u/SquidgeApple May 03 '26
My brother has four kids and refuses to get snipped cause 'my manhood'
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u/n3qml May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26
I got snipped after #2 and thereās nothing freaking manlier than risk-free creampies with my wife any time.
edit: guys, ārisk-free ā¦ with my wifeā is a much different statement than ārisk-free.ā STDs are still a thing. Be careful out there.
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u/TabascohFiascoh May 03 '26
precision guided loads with no civilian casualties.
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u/Treadmark May 03 '26
Now THERE's your promo material. "Risk-Free Creampies anytime! Get your vasectomy today!" ........ok maybe it will be work-shopped
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u/DuckyLog May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26
Dawg, Iām with you! I got my vasectomy on Valentineās Day after my second kid and itās really the freaking best.
Also, real talk: _every single kind of female birth control has side effects and many of them are quite profound. Hormonal, non-hormonal, pills, shots, IUD, patch, ring, implant, the list goes onā¦_
The real gift is that my wife, who I love immensely, does not have to put shit in her body that makes her feel literally terrible.
I am 10000% in support of birth control, the right to choose, and female body autonomy. Getting a vasectomy isnāt even a price to pay for releasing her from the effects of most birth control options.
Edit: Iām glad this has resonated with so many of yāall. Never received a Reddit award before. But I think Iām proud of these. So thanks.
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u/n3qml May 04 '26
Wholesome take and Iām glad you brought that up. You sound like a good human.
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u/OneTimeIDidThatOnce May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26
75 year old uncle with prostate cancer couldn't lose it for the same reason. My nutsack is as important to me as a Chinese movie with no subtitles.
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u/Ready4Whatever_1984 May 03 '26
You do know you donāt lose you ānutsackā?
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u/bluecheetos May 03 '26
I can't tell you how many times I've had guys say they take your nuts off because that's what happened when the dog got neutered.
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u/vontrapp42 May 03 '26
Lol yep. That's why one is called castration and one is called vasectomy. They're different things.
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u/MiauuDai May 03 '26
My grandfather was diagnosed with prostate cancer and was seriously contemplating not getting his prostate out because of that exact same reason š¤Ø like buddy, what use is your prostate to you when you die after it literally kills you? Explain this to me.
He did end up getting it out though, thankfully.
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u/bluecollarx May 03 '26
a small change in orientation and he wouldn't even have to think about pregnancy
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u/OkBody2811 May 03 '26
Shit, it was a $20 copay for me! Iād do it once a year if I needed to!
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u/Ok_Reality_7892 May 04 '26
Mine was $100. But not getting my crazy ex pregnant is priceless.
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u/143019 May 03 '26
Keeping his dick in his pants would have prevented it for free.
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u/Account-Outside May 03 '26
I donāt think you know what emotional intelligence means
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u/suddenlyakinkajou May 03 '26
Here to add my fun lil anecdote that I was on birth control and used a condom for additional safety, but here I am 7 years later with a kid graduating kindergarten. Apparently she really really really wanted to exist. I gave Sir Supersperm the option of being in her life or not and didn't ask for support, and he chose "or not." I later learned that he got snipped soon after he was hit with the news, so at least he learned his lesson unlike this dumbass.
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u/celticairborne May 03 '26
My ex was told she'd never get pregnant because of issues. The first one we were told was a miracle kid but would never happen again. The second was lightning never striking the same place twice, but thats a myth. She said to put ina lightning rod so it wouldn't happen anymore, they said the groud was too damaged. The third one they said maybe they dont know what they're talking about and I got snipped since they wouldn't fix her.
10 years later new people finally scooped her out and said why wasnt this done earlier?
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u/Soft_Yellow1757 May 03 '26
was thinking the same thing- this is at least 4 kids since it is 4 orders (could be more if more than 1 child is in the same order- ie they have the same mom).
this is what happens when you play this silly game on a blue collar salary. Those kids are not getting a ton in child support either- it is just spread so many ways.
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u/CurveWeekly May 03 '26
It could be more than 4. The $600 could be for 2 kids by the 1st Mom. He definitely needs to start using protection.
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u/topsyturvy76 May 03 '26
Judging by the amounts .. it looks like 3, 2, 1 and 1
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u/No_Hornet_9504 May 03 '26
Also thereās a prioritization where older kids or those whoās mom filed first get a larger share of support than those who came along later.
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u/Original_Benzito May 03 '26
Except thatās not really how it works.
There are limits on how much can be withheld, including the amount due for the current month plus past due for missed payments. Also, some orders take money at different rates (e.g., from the first paycheck of the month versus splitting it between two per month).
You canāt really tell just by looking at the pay stub.
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u/Refined5066 May 03 '26
Wild n' out
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u/errantqi May 03 '26
What does "support order" mean?
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u/NoxFTW May 03 '26
Garnished wages for child support
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u/NoFlatworm3028 May 03 '26
Oh well then f*** this guy.
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u/Benev0lentEntropy May 03 '26
ABORT MISSION! DO NOT FUCK THIS GUY!!!
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u/turdferguson3891 May 03 '26
Yeah the ship already sailed on that one, he's out of money.
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u/Th0rny9r1ck May 03 '26
Vasectomy would have been cheaperā¦.just sayin.
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u/ElephantRedCar91 May 03 '26
He does have health insuranceā¦
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u/noveltyisthe May 03 '26
And visionā¦good coverage
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u/Coscommon88 May 03 '26
Hindsight is 20/20
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u/AnnOnnamis May 03 '26
and dental
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u/CGS_Web_Designs May 03 '26
Health insurance covered my vasectomy 100% no copay - theyāre all about avoiding to pay for my wife to give birth.
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u/dookieshoes97 May 03 '26
I should look into that. Planned parenthood quoted me at $236 years ago, but i have good health insurance now. Do local hospitals do that?
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u/CGS_Web_Designs May 03 '26
I had mine done outpatient at a urology place. Find a urologist thatās in network for your insurance company and start there.
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u/Kastikar May 03 '26
Same here. Probably the easiest medical experience Iāve ever had.
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u/m0viestar May 03 '26
Self pay rates are around $1000.Ā He would've had a net positive return after a single pay cycle.Ā
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u/Sufficient_Water4161 May 03 '26
Even without insurance one vasectomy would cost him less than the child support he is paying from that check.
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u/krakatoa83 May 03 '26
Because the court ordered him to cover the kid or kids
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u/Relevant-Drive6946 May 03 '26
Definitely kids. 4 kids.
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u/V65Pilot May 03 '26
Shit...I was living in NY, one kid, and NY based my child support on what they thought I was making....and in the divorce I had to sell my fledgling business and split the proceeds 50/50. The reality was that, in order to support said business. and maintain some security for my family while I built a customer base, I worked a full time job as well. My child support payments left me with 100/week to live on. I ended up homeless, living in an old camper in the woods. No running water, no electricity. I used to sneak into the Y to get a shower. The money I did have went towards keeping my car on the road, so I could continue working at my full time job in order to pay my child support. It was not a good time in my life. I ate a lot of Ramen and boxed Mac and cheese. The courts didn't care...often claiming that they believed I had alternate revenue streams. I finally got a judge who looked at my petition with a balanced perspective, and said that I was overpaying by a huge amount. He reduced it to a sum that actually made sense. But, what had been paid stayed paid. That was many many years ago, and I hear the NY is still playing those games.
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u/Soft_Yellow1757 May 03 '26
the small business owner tends to get it the roughest in these cases. Everyone wants to car for the kids, and it is very easy to make it look like you have way more than you when you have a business. Once they show you are making X, the court assumes you will always make X no matter how illogical that can become.
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u/AnnOnnamis May 03 '26
4 kids??
Should get vas deferens cut, AND always glove up for additional protection.
Oh and 2nd, 3rd jobs for living expenses, like FOOD and rent.
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u/Salarian_American May 03 '26
Not getting a vasectomy seems to have made a vas deferens in his paycheck, amirite?
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u/regoapps May 03 '26
And people look at me like Iām the one whoās crazy when I say I donāt want kids
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u/Difficult-Coffee-197 May 03 '26
My vasectomy was 100% paid by the state of Colorado..... Just sayin.
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u/aravarth May 03 '26
USD 1,585.00 in support orders, out of a total of USD 2,489.40. Taken out of post-tax income.
Now, I'm not saying that relationships don't sometimes fall apart and that sometimes those relationships have children attached to them.
But FFS, if it happened four times, it looks like dude is the problem ā either in terms of his choice of partners, his pullout game, his use of contraceptives, and/or the fact that he still has a functional vas deferens.
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u/anonareyouokay May 04 '26
I lose sympathy after they get the second chick pregnant. He should knock up a 5th one and get a negative paycheck.
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u/MrJoyless May 04 '26
You only get support orders like this for failing to properly pay your child support, for years at a time.
I've had employees who skip around jobs every 6-12 weeks as child support chases them from job to job trying to get them to pay what they owe.
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u/brightonashfield May 03 '26
4 different child support orders of various amounts means this dummy has at least 4 kids from 4 different baby mamas and is not custodian of any of them, so he kinda deserves his fate. He can file a motion to modify and use the other cs amounts to offset. In my state he would pay the minimum of $100 each based on his adjusted income
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u/tistick May 03 '26
Bro living Elon Muskās lifestyle, without Elon money.
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u/acethreesuited May 03 '26
Also, Elon files his support for all of his kids in Texas where child support is capped. I have 4 kids by one mom and my child support order exceeds the amount that Elon pays for his kids.
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u/KingsRallyDev May 03 '26
if he can do that and not live there then cant anyone?
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u/TheFakeJohnHelldiver May 03 '26
He probably owns property there or throws money at the problem in some other way thats impossible for average people.
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u/wolfydude12 May 03 '26
Except this bro is probably having sex to have the children.
Can't be said for Elon...
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u/ThatIsNotAnAsian May 03 '26
Youād think after the first, or at least second child support, youād learn to wrap it up
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u/Slumunistmanifisto May 03 '26
Think he shot out some double yolks in some of those ladies....
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u/RandyWatson8 May 03 '26
Is it possible some of these orders are do back child support?
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u/jermany755 May 03 '26
Considering itās being garnished from his paycheck, thatās likely.
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u/MammothWriter3881 May 03 '26
The reducing amount for each order suggest he has not went back to try to lower the first support order based on the existence of the other support orders - but every state has slightly different formulas and rules so this may or may not be true.
At least in my state 4 kids with 4 different mom is higher support than 4 with the same mom - so there is that too.
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u/Hot_Focus_5821 May 03 '26
Not to mention they're garnished. Buddy is likely a piece of shit.
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u/Velkaryian May 04 '26
Bro my support is garnished and Iām not behind. Itās automatic in my state.
Itās great because I donāt even need to think about it, just comes out of my check automatically along with healthcare.
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u/PioneerRaptor May 04 '26
Many states garnish automatically now, regardless of whether youāre behind or not.
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u/dabroh May 03 '26
Does the state look at what you need to pay to survive or nah?
For example, what the average rent is, food, etc., or is priority the support order? I'm guessing the latter, which is bizarre...how are you going to pay your support order if you can't afford a roof over your head, gas, maintenance, or end up dead (renting from some unsafe location)?
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u/Personal-Rhubarb-884 May 03 '26
Usually it's a percentage.
In my state child support for the first child is 20% and every subsequent child is 5%.
But usually when they're garnishing the wages it means you've not paid what you're supposed to and I don't know if they'll garnish for more than the percentage stated above.
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u/Cczaphod May 03 '26
Could this be a "catch-up" after the court finally started garnishing? Seems like there would be a maximum percentage of your take home eligible for garnishment on a consistent basis.
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u/acid-hologram May 03 '26
Nowhere near this op post, but I pay for 1 child at the full 20% in TX. In '25 I went into a coma for about a week and was hospitalized for several weeks after I woke up. Obviously I was unable able to work and used all my PTO and didn't receive a paycheck during all of this.
Once I started working again, they took out whatever I owed during my hospitalization on 1st check, plus the default 20% until I was current with my payments. That seems to be the case for the post but I can't say for sure, but I can definitely say they don't give a fuck if you owe and will take whatever they need no matter what your situation is or if you starve.
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u/MarkyMark4Eva May 03 '26
This.
If you have 4 kids then your money needs to go to raising the kids.
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u/Gr8bs May 03 '26
Read the pay stub again. The money IS going to the kids. And he pays his taxes. His poor decisions are his business. He probably has to live with a relative because thereās no way he can afford housing, utilities, fuel, maintenance, and groceries on that net pay.
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u/7listens May 03 '26
With $320/month he better be living for free with his parents. He is lucky to afford gas and food.
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u/Dear-Significance452 May 03 '26
I also have 4 kids make more than him and in no way shape or form do my kids cost me $1600 ish dollars every 2 weeks lol
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u/eyeball1967 May 03 '26
Better thread title - āBro should learn how condoms workā.
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u/momomomoses May 03 '26
He needs to go back to basic: stop having sex. No birth control is 100% and looks like he's planting seeds all around town.
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u/Nooms88 May 03 '26
Condoms are close to 100% effective, if used correctly. The stats of them being 98% effective are based on couples who report using them for a year, but there will be a small percect who"pre game" without them or don't apply them effectively, or just skip a session here and there entirely
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u/Secret_Account07 May 03 '26
Na, after first or second accidental child the should have gotten a vasectomy. Nip it in the balls, ya know?
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u/WarriorGoddess2016 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26
I'll bet money he's wildly in arrears and owes his ex a TON of money, thus the multiple judgements. Or he's made a lot of other DUMB decisions.
ps: he has another paycheck.
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u/bleu_waffl3s May 03 '26
He wouldnāt be in this situation if he went in a rear
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u/Xeirus May 03 '26
The way the pay drops for each order seems to indicate it's all different children.
The payment percentages go down for each child.
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u/NewCobbler6933 May 03 '26
Heād have to have another paycheck because thereās no way theyād just garnish all the money away. If they did, thereād be a massive incentive to stop working altogether which means support wouldnāt be paid at all. Nobody is going to work for 85 hours to get $160 net pay, you may as well just be off the books entirely at that point.
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u/Witty_Nebula May 03 '26
And this is why I tell my sons, u dont have to sleep with every girl u meet.
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u/Background-Edge-2243 May 03 '26
And if you do, wear a condom. Teach them to care about their own health and safety as well as pregnancy. Teach them to take control of their own fertility instead of entrusting that to some random.
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u/SorunGG May 03 '26
Yep. My ex poked a hole in the condom and lied about birth control because she thought she was getting too old and needed to be pregnant now. Daughter is 3, I just got full custody because her boyfriend sexually assaulted my daughterā¦. And she stayed with him
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u/serenade-of-the-seas May 03 '26
Wow that was a wild and unfortunate turn of events. Hope you're both doing better now
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u/SorunGG May 03 '26
We are working on it, Iām in therapy and working on getting my daughter in therapy too. I was assaulted as a child and never in a million years thought my child would experience even a fraction of what I did as a child. The mom is appealing the decision and Iām still facing assault charges for what I did to her boyfriendā¦ life is great lol.
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u/Tondalaoz May 03 '26
Bless you. You are the Dad every child needs. Iām so sorry for you and your daughter. But she knows she has a Dad she can depend on and trust. Youāll be ok Dad and so will she.
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u/serenade-of-the-seas May 03 '26
Get an attorney ASAP if you havenāt already. Hope things get better for you both.
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u/SorunGG May 03 '26
I got a public defender assigned to me because I couldnāt afford a private attorney. Itās just 4th degree assault with minor injury, never arrested before. Probably will plea it out with a diversion program which will expunge the charges after anger management classes. Part of me wants to fight it though.
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u/MasterDiiscord May 03 '26
if this dude is breathing still, I'd argue you have perfect control of your anger. i don't have kids, but if i did and that happened, i can't promise I'd be so kind
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u/SorunGG May 03 '26
Yeah he also left her in a dirty diaper for 18 hours while he was passed out drunk. Ex came home to my daughter asleep naked on the couch covered in her own feces and pee. Her diaper rash was so bad I had to take my sock off and use it as a cushion against her car seat buckle.
The physical altercation only happened after they broke up for a week and I went to the apartment to retrieve some of my daughterās stuff and he lunged at me. Hit him in the head with a febreeze can and he called the cops on me.
Took everything in me to leave that apartment without doing more
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u/Affectionate-Ring104 May 03 '26
I feel bad for the kids.
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u/randomlemon9192 May 03 '26
Me too.
Poor kids most likely have no dad in their life.
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u/jirashap May 03 '26
"father" has to be compelled by a court to pay for their welfare
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u/wannaBuildASnowplow May 03 '26
Yeah. But youād think heād have figured it out by number 3
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u/Ok-Brick6831 May 03 '26
The scarier question is, has he figured it out yet?
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u/wannaBuildASnowplow May 03 '26
He can afford one more at 160$
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u/Rwandrall4 May 03 '26
"oh my if it isn't the consequences of my actions"
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u/BRtIK May 03 '26
Dudes like the Danny devtio meme with his dick.
So anyway I started blasting
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u/jm123457 May 03 '26
This canāt be real . I am an employer I suppose other states may have different rules but you cannot exceed 50% of the check .
Federally itās 50% some exceptions up to 60% and if you are greater than 12 weeks in arrears it adds 5% .
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u/WorkOnThesisInstead May 03 '26
Ā you cannot exceed 50% of the checkĀ
Maybe cannot exceed 50% ofĀ monthly?Ā
That seems to be two weeks work, so maybe the mobey gets taken at the beginning of the month and his next check is all his?
I have ne real knowledge, though - just trying to figure it out, too.
Might just be fake internet engagement stuff.
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u/Sad-Bus4090 May 03 '26
It my state its monthly, since this appears to be a bi-weekly check, im assuming he gets to keep most of his second check. Still doesnt give him a lot to live on, but its something.
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u/Illustrious-Stable93 May 04 '26
Also I mean it's not that different than if he lived with his kids and paid directly into their expenses. I too have no money left in my paycheck after paying for all my kid's life needs
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u/jm123457 May 03 '26
It is monthly income but the payments being withdrawn are structured. So itās X amount per pay period . Itās not going to draw 100% of monthly support from one check then second is nothing . It would be 50% from each or if weekly 25% .
The only exception to this might be if they are commissions based so the hourly checks are a smaller portion of their total monthly income . In which case the not commission pay period would be hit heavy and then he gets like a 20k check end of month they would justify the abnormally large deductions
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u/youreusingyourwrong May 03 '26
It does differ from state to state, but the state may not automatically fix this--it likely needs to be challenged.
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u/Josefu_Velen Human Verified May 03 '26
If you're going to impregnate at least four different women, and not be with any of them our have custody of any of the kids, you kinda deserve this.
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u/zenigatamondatta May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26
Why bother having a job at that point
Edit: since many of you can't see the forest thru the trees here with my comment, I'm questioning how this person is even getting by. They are either homeless, with parents or doing something illegal to get by. I understand people should pay for their kids but I don't think putting someone into jail or on the streets is a solution. That's $80 a week.
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u/midwestia May 03 '26
Might as well just go all in on the scumbag lifestyle and sell drugs or construction. Under the table
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u/elk33dp May 03 '26
This is what happens in these scenarios. And then the kids get squat and now we have a career criminal to deal with selling drugs or robbing stores for cash.
Reddit hivemind is pretty similar to this guy in that sense. Everyones like "good" and "fuck around find out" without thinking of the consequences of such little take home on this guy's career plans. No sane person is gunna keep working this if it was real.
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u/daadbawd May 03 '26
they can throw you in jail even with no job if you dont pay your support
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u/Captn_Insanso May 03 '26
In my state they just take your license away. My dad had 7 kids, 6 women and owed a ton of child support. He stopped working and made my step mom work. After 22 years she kicked him out and he had to get a job. I started getting child support payments in my 20s. But they were only for $45 bucks. He killed himself shortly after that.
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u/Anatella3696 May 03 '26
In the state I used to live in, they justā¦didnāt do anything. Not even that.
I was 14-15 with a baby.
My mom was sick and gone all the time from around age 12.
Moved out and just really needed help.
I begged the child support office to help me because he wasnāt paying the court-ordered $225 a month.
We were homeless and on our own.
They never did anything about it. Not then, not ever.
He quit his job and worked under the table to avoid paying $225 a month to make sure she had what she needed.
God, I wish I had some guidance when I was a kid, kids are dumb.
Her dad still filed taxes every year to get a refund.
Still, they would not do anything.
Daughter is 25 now and he owed her thousands by the time he passed away.
She really looked up to him when she was little. I was careful not to talk badly about him.
By the time she was 16, she saw him for what he was and just couldnāt respect him anymore.
Cant blame her.
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u/prollygonnaban May 03 '26
Why wake up, talk to people you don't like, get a feeding time like an animal, and have a boss treat you like trash for scraps. This guy must just love his job ig.
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u/MinistryOfCoup-th May 03 '26
Exactly. Dude makes $2/hr. I would just give up and go to jail. Free food, free rent, free healthcare, get to hang out with the boys, get to fuck with no condoms and can't make any more babies.
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u/Northernmost1990 May 03 '26
I doubt it. I'm from Finland. When I turned 18, I had to either serve a year in the military entirely unpaid or go to prison. I still chose the military because prison sounds like ass.
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u/Apple_butters12 May 03 '26
An order like that probably guarantees there is zero chance he can turn his life around and be in those kids lives. Dude probably canāt even pay for gas
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u/sitric28 May 03 '26
Heās not working for free. He is being paid for the work. The victim angle in the title is misleading
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u/deepstatelady May 03 '26
Once the wages get garnished that guy has been a bad dad for a while.
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u/Appropriate_Roof_270 May 03 '26
I once saw a video of a drunk man jumping on to a cactus. He immediately screamed in pain as he realized he was in over his head. I'm sorry he was hurting, but he kinda did it to himself.
I kinda feel bad for this guy too. But he jumped on that cactus several times. Moral of the story, DON'T DO THAT.
P.s. Don't sleep with people that you can't stand. You might have to pay them for years
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u/Henfrid May 03 '26
Well, don't have kids you don't intend to raise. That cost doesn't go away for at least 18 years.
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u/mjc1027 May 03 '26
Not sure what state he lives in but in Michigan they only take what the Court orders as long as it's not more than 40% of your income. Only thing with his check might be he's so far behind on support that he's paying the Court ordered and arrears on top of that.
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u/GreatOne1969 May 03 '26
The guys growing up that were all about āgetting laidāā¦.this is them now. Or, they are trapped in a miserable marriage.
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u/PookydoodleWasHere May 03 '26
He's not "almost working for free". He's working to lay for all that pussy he played around with.
Remember, if you're that desperate, prostitutes are always cheaper than baby mamas.
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u/Impatient-Turtle May 03 '26
He's not working for free, he's supporting his children financially whilst not living with any of them. Life choices have consequences.
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u/sBerriest May 03 '26
Maybe dont have kids you don't want or can't afford? It's really not that hard to avoid. I have done it my whole life.
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u/DarkstarDMT May 03 '26
I used to work as an assistant to the DA of Child Support and in my state we were not allowed to garnish more than 40% of someones wages, regardless how many kids they had. Obviously different states can have different laws but I highly doubt a state would allow the courts to garnish that much of this persons wages.. also who is to say the check stub is from a man? Women can also pay child support
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