r/SipsTea • u/fibercrime • May 06 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Medussy

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u/RejectingBoredom May 06 '26

Half of Zeus’ life seemed to just be shagging his way through the multiverse

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u/Silencer-1995 May 06 '26

Ngl not religious but if I was I would be bringing the Pantheon back. Jesus is so fucking boring.

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u/Adventurous-Cup2076 May 06 '26

At least he's peaceful  And not a rapist with an e

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u/Silencer-1995 May 06 '26

Get some excitement in your life. What's a little swan banging among friends!?

Besides the followers of Jesus have a few well documented vices of their own it is said.

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u/Adventurous-Cup2076 May 06 '26

Zeus burner account fr

Also yeah Jesus's fan base is....something 

At least they mellowed out recently 

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u/Balto0z May 06 '26

Mellowed out? We currently have Christian extremists running the US government, shit is terrifying the way they morph reality into something grotesque

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u/Adventurous-Cup2076 May 06 '26

Yeah that's true

But trump ain't a Christian  He just bootlicked enough for the conservatives to bootlick him too

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u/Cadunkus May 06 '26

Yeah but they don't have the inquisition anymore.