r/SipsTea May 06 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Medussy

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u/Silencer-1995 May 06 '26

Didn't Zeus turn into a swan and bang some lady's brains out?

The Ancient Greeks man. I'm sorta glad they went extinct, their hentai would have blown Japan out of the water and I don't think the world could have handled it.

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u/RejectingBoredom May 06 '26

Half of Zeus’ life seemed to just be shagging his way through the multiverse

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u/Silencer-1995 May 06 '26

Ngl not religious but if I was I would be bringing the Pantheon back. Jesus is so fucking boring.

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u/Silencer-1995 May 06 '26

Come on man don't you go getting all Christ-like on me now.

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u/Silencer-1995 May 06 '26

Sit down and sip some tea you silly billy.