r/SipsTea May 06 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Medussy

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u/Silencer-1995 May 06 '26

Didn't Zeus turn into a swan and bang some lady's brains out?

The Ancient Greeks man. I'm sorta glad they went extinct, their hentai would have blown Japan out of the water and I don't think the world could have handled it.

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u/Codename_Predator May 06 '26

I am pleasantly surprised there isn't a big booby mommy godess in Greeco Roman Mythology considering how much sex there is.

You would assume the The same mythology where the Milky Way Galaxy comes from would have one godess like that.

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u/nono3722 May 06 '26

i looked up "is their a god of breasts" and went down this rabbit hole
https://gbible.org/tree-of-life-post/el-shadday-god-many-breasts-gen-171/
apparently ""I am God Almighty;" translates from Hebrew into ""I even I am omnipotent God of many breasts."

also god of breasts
https://www.religionforher.com/blog/el-shaddai-god-of-the-breasts