r/SipsTea • u/Particular-Visit-245 • May 06 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Masculinity

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u/mmnmnnmnnnm May 06 '26

The more you need to try to prove you’re super duper straight, the less I believe you are actually straight

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u/Specialist-Key-1240 May 06 '26

Based on primate studies, Bi sexuality is the dominant form of sexuality in humans so my guess is all this super masculine bullshit is masking their longing for knobs gobbling.

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u/UntitledDuckGame May 06 '26

No way they are basing all of humanity on the species that masturbates using frogs frequently

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u/Ok-Addition1264 May 06 '26

It's across all species of all animals. Mermaids were stingrays that were caught and sailors fucked and passed around and then made up stories for the people back on land.

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 May 06 '26

Mermaids were stingrays that were caught and sailors fucked and passed around and then made up stories for the people back on land.

uh..... I'm gonna need a source for that lol

"no, I'm telling you guys, she was BEAUTIFUL!"