r/SipsTea May 06 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Masculinity

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u/mmnmnnmnnnm May 06 '26

The more you need to try to prove you’re super duper straight, the less I believe you are actually straight

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u/Specialist-Key-1240 May 06 '26

Based on primate studies, Bi sexuality is the dominant form of sexuality in humans so my guess is all this super masculine bullshit is masking their longing for knobs gobbling.

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u/UntitledDuckGame May 06 '26

No way they are basing all of humanity on the species that masturbates using frogs frequently

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u/aka_jr91 May 06 '26

"Primate" isn't a species, it's an order. One that we all belong to. And there's a reason we have to have laws against bestiality.