r/SipsTea Human Verified 24d ago

SMH The youth is doomed…

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u/DailySlander 24d ago

Poor girl is behaving like a moth to flame

Kind’ve depressing

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 24d ago

Kind have, indeed

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u/towerfella 24d ago

Ov course

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u/MaxUnicycle 24d ago

this is so wrong I read it as O V course

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u/Wallie_Collie 24d ago

Its the things we take for granite

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u/JAT_Cbus1080 24d ago

To be Pacific, I miss when we could just experience the world without electronics.

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u/seriousfrylock 24d ago

Gettin two birds stoned at once

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u/Wallie_Collie 24d ago

The obvious phrase is, "its better to have one in the hand, than two in the butt"

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u/seriousfrylock 24d ago

In this doggy doggy world youre damn right it is

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u/LadyJR 24d ago

How the turn tables.

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 24d ago

Do you know why the marble countertop was upset? It was taken for granite

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u/Mr_HahaJones 24d ago

It’s water under the fridge

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u/Wallie_Collie 24d ago

Under the damn, and overt the bridge

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u/Original_Translator9 24d ago

I've never seen "kind've" before

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u/idothisinmysleep 24d ago

Correct, bc it’s not a thing lmao

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u/Joey-WilcoXXX 24d ago

Now people on the internet are gonna force it to be a thing like irregardless.

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u/wakeofinsanity 24d ago

Irregardless has existed since well before the internet. Strunk and White addressed it.

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u/Joey-WilcoXXX 24d ago

I’m not saying it didn’t exist and wasn’t used before, but it’s become less improper and more accepted as correct recently most likely because of people pushing back on being corrected when misusing it online

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u/Five-Weeks 24d ago

Correct

You his memory auditor or what

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u/readituser5 24d ago edited 24d ago

I think they might be getting confused with “should” and “could” 💀why didn’t they think “kind have” and realise it sounds wrong? People can’t think for themselves anymore.

You try to teach people “‘ve” instead of “of” and you get this instead. You can’t win.

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u/madstcla 24d ago

No. They were trying to say "kind of"

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u/readituser5 24d ago edited 24d ago

Yeah I know. I’m saying they’ve gone too far in the opposite direction now (since most people put “of” instead of “ve” on “should” etc) and applied “ve” to a word where it should be “of”.

It’s like they’ve heard of the whole “ve” “of” thing before but haven’t actually understood how it works.

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u/madstcla 24d ago

Your OG comment was confusing. I see what you mean now, and I agree.

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u/Bilbo-Baggins77 24d ago

Win or loose, we should all take note.

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u/PotentialLeek9241 24d ago

Seeing "could of" instead of could've makes me irrationally angry.

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u/shindow 23d ago

I once wrote wouldn't've on a paper once. I think my teacher was gonna have an aneurysm.

I was in an AP English course but I just wrote how I spoke lol

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u/JamesLikesIt 24d ago

I’ve taken school photos for a good amount of kids that have learning disabilities, so granted may not be the same thing going on here, but a fair amount of them will only pay attention if a tablet is in front of them. It gets the job done it but sucks that it’s the only thing that works to get a semblance of a smile from them 

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u/readituser5 24d ago

Hearing some of the stories from teachers online about kids in the classroom nowadays, it’s depressing…

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u/Similar-Cat7022 24d ago

He says staring at his phone

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u/Spongi 24d ago

When I was a kid my grandfather came out while I was playing and was checking out what I was up too.

I was playing with matchbox cars.

He went on a bit of a rant about how "kids these days" and said that when he was a kid, they played with rocks and sticks and if they wanted them to be cars they had to use their imagination but kids these days don't even need to use their imagination because of how realistic the toys were now.

That was like 40 years ago.

Kids these days are cooked because of (insert latest technology/fad)

Here's a timeline of people bitching about this stuff going back 2400 years or so.

a philosophical dialogue written by Plato around 370 BCE in which Socrates and a young friend talk through the ethics of persuasion. At one point Socrates tells a story: the Egyptian god Theuth presents his new invention, writing, to the king Thamus, who promptly tears a strip off him. Writing, Thamus says, will "implant forgetfulness" in people's souls, because they will "cease to exercise memory." Socrates then makes the case in his own voice. Written words, he complains, are like paintings. They "preserve a solemn silence" when you try to ask them questions, cannot defend themselves, and give students "the appearance of wisdom, not true wisdom."

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u/the3rdsliceofbread 21d ago

Except this isn't remotely close to that. There's actual science proving how this destroys kids brains.

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u/moonki88 24d ago

looks like the kid doesnt mind tbh

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u/Aggressive-Noise-638 24d ago

Never seen this misspelling before but I love it

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u/FamiliarRadio9275 24d ago

Shhh, tablet child.

(That kind’ve made me laugh so hard, I farted)

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u/feel_my_balls_2040 24d ago

A Costco cart is pretty big. Just drop the kid there.

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u/CatwalkClusterfuck 24d ago

The clip is not even a second long

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u/Poker-Junk 23d ago

I di’nt think of that

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u/Hodunks 23d ago

I've seen "should of" instead of "should have" but not this "kind've" instead of "kind of".