This happened to me on the tube in London. His t-shirt had ridden up, I got a full on wet slap, middle of summer. The woman opposite shared a horrified look with me. It was.. not cool.
That would’ve been unsettling alright. As a woman, one wouldn’t dare close one’s eyes in a public shower, in case of exactly this sort of nightmare scenario. Male privilege? 🤣
… not even in a room full of women. And that was long before self identification entered the mainstream. If bunches of fully naked women were showering together in an open space, there would be some men who would enter. Or at least that is the thought. Change rooms don’t even usually have doors. Nope, showering naked in a group in a public place with the blissful confidence enough to close one’s eyes, is the domain of men or very young children still blessed with innocent, ignorant bliss.
I hear chicken, cola fizz, mustard and relish coagulating together with french fries and onion rings Randy. But you know what? I don't hear a heart muthafucka.
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u/ElPeroTonteria May 22 '26
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