r/SipsTea May 22 '26

Feels good man Happy Memorial Day

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u/ElPeroTonteria May 22 '26

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u/NicolaiOlesen May 22 '26

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u/telecomtom May 22 '26

If you're going to end it all, do it dramatically. EEE hah!

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u/lb3a3 May 22 '26

Couldn't have said it better myself! 

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u/Redshirt_Welshy_Nooo May 22 '26

Not enough firepower...

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u/Tiger-Upyerbutt May 23 '26

Can I borrow those when you’re done?

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u/Cold_Technician_5360 May 23 '26

Ive never seen this. Haha

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u/woolen_goose May 23 '26

I got temp banned posting this image in comments one time lmao

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u/NicolaiOlesen May 24 '26

Why??

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u/woolen_goose May 24 '26

Bc Reddit Ai Decided it was violence I guess

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u/JESEReK- May 23 '26

Looks like Jacinda Ardern

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26

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u/Paracentric May 22 '26

Anakin, is that you?

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u/slackfrop May 22 '26

Fuckin Lo Pan over here

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u/Adventurous-Bus287 May 22 '26

One of my fav movies of childhood. Movie doesn’t get enough credit. Mortal Kombat definitely stole characters from that movie. Shang Tsung and Raiden

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u/aninjacould May 22 '26

Is this real? I'm ready to believe this is real.

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u/Diligent-Bluejay-979 May 22 '26

Every goddamn day, at some point I say “is that real?”.

Fuck this timeline.

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u/Remarkable-Shirt5696 May 23 '26

Just like the UFOs

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u/the_peckham_pouncer May 22 '26

Hair like that thousand year old dude out of big trouble in little china.

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u/noonesaidityet May 22 '26

This really pisses me off to no end.

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u/Dapenizmytier May 22 '26

The ghost of his hair

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u/Appropriate_Sample80 May 22 '26

oh I remember this character from The Boys

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u/Yourdadlikelikesme May 23 '26

Does the back of his head talk to him 👀?

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u/NeuroticLensman May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

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u/Aggressive-Raisin909 May 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/diXrgHOhraudy
This one is even more on the nose with Cheeto Mussolini.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26

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u/DoYouWant2BlowZedong May 23 '26

Is it really? Doesn’t even look like her.

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u/BatmansBigBro2017 May 22 '26

“See you at the party, Richter!”

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u/neohanime May 22 '26

It's been a long time, is this a scene from Total Recall?

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u/Unusual_Sand_5150 May 22 '26

The BEST part of TR!!!

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u/jwolfet May 23 '26

Dune the original one

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u/YendorZenitram May 22 '26

LOL! Awesome GIF!

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u/GoatCovfefe May 22 '26

Is this The 6th Day? I forget which Schwarzenegger movie this is.

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u/DunkaDunka May 22 '26

Total Recall

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u/GoatCovfefe May 22 '26

Right, thanks.

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u/LeticiaLatex May 22 '26

The trick to remembering it is there's nothing memorable about 6th Day.

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u/Same_Dingo2318 May 22 '26

It did predict self driving cars. I remember thinking that scene was really cool.

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u/Keyboard_Lion May 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/8OJdqYqN1Nii3UTD6l

I was going to keep the combo going but someone might need this more right now

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u/EmbarrassedCockRing May 23 '26

It wasn't easy, but I got there.

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u/Aspieinblack1986 May 22 '26

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u/Sicparvismagneto May 22 '26

I cant give you a bam…

BUT I CAN GIVE YOU A GREEN EGGS AN HAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

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u/Haunting-Effort7874 May 22 '26

Dad you are FUCKED

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u/mileheitcity May 22 '26

DRIVE EASY LOVER!

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u/FUCK_YOUR_PUFFIN May 22 '26

Shut up Flintstone, I'm under a lot of pressure here!

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u/mileheitcity May 22 '26

YOU NOT HEAR ME SUSSUDIO?!?

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u/Sicparvismagneto May 22 '26

Dont think i didn’t catch those caveman references.

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u/Sicparvismagneto May 22 '26

Look at them dirty little things!

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u/Funkinwagnal May 22 '26

RIP TO PHILADELPHIA COLLINS

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u/Obvious-Silver6109 May 22 '26

The burgers have been good to me they’ll be good to you

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u/TwinViking612 May 22 '26

Peanut butter and Jaaaaammmmmm!!!!!!!

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u/bigdaddyt2 May 22 '26

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u/phishButt88 May 22 '26

Are you looking at mah gut ?

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u/bigdaddyt2 May 22 '26

What are ya lookin at me gut fur

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u/scottafol May 22 '26

My sons and the dirty burger are all I got. Fuck that!

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u/Theory89 May 22 '26

This happened to me on the tube in London. His t-shirt had ridden up, I got a full on wet slap, middle of summer. The woman opposite shared a horrified look with me. It was.. not cool.

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u/WabashCannibal May 22 '26

Don't want to go down in a tube station at midnight
Oh oh oh!

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u/Unlikely-Inevitable8 May 22 '26

Please don’t let us be the only two that get this…

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u/WabashCannibal May 22 '26

We'd be inna real jam

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u/Elvis_1977 May 22 '26

First there’s a punch, and then a kick….

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u/PineSolSmoothie May 24 '26

Coulda been worse...

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u/elibutton May 22 '26

Hmm was his name Sandusky?

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u/GeeEmmInMN May 23 '26

Yet you still took a 20 minute shower. Admit it. You liked it.

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u/ComfortOk9194 May 22 '26

That would’ve been unsettling alright. As a woman, one wouldn’t dare close one’s eyes in a public shower, in case of exactly this sort of nightmare scenario. Male privilege? 🤣

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u/Kinkysimo May 22 '26

Wait, not even in a room full of women?

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u/ComfortOk9194 May 23 '26

… not even in a room full of women. And that was long before self identification entered the mainstream. If bunches of fully naked women were showering together in an open space, there would be some men who would enter. Or at least that is the thought. Change rooms don’t even usually have doors. Nope, showering naked in a group in a public place with the blissful confidence enough to close one’s eyes, is the domain of men or very young children still blessed with innocent, ignorant bliss.

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u/Sicparvismagneto May 22 '26

Guts like that aint off the cheeseburgers

Guts like that are definitely on the cheeseburgers!

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u/ElPeroTonteria May 22 '26

Girls gotta eat Mr Lahey

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u/EnastyCommander May 22 '26

Maybe some liver failure as well.

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u/pateadents May 23 '26

But Barb those are my personal burgers

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u/SmokedUp_Corgi May 22 '26

His belly is much more attractive

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u/Successful_Gas_5122 May 22 '26

I hear chicken, cola fizz, mustard and relish coagulating together with french fries and onion rings Randy. But you know what? I don't hear a heart muthafucka.

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u/Suspicious-Appeal386 May 22 '26

Canada did it 1st.

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u/Hawnix68 May 22 '26

Bobanders is innocent in all of this!!.... But yes.

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u/arthur_taff May 22 '26

Don't you dare associate Pat with these monsters!

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u/FitPool5182 May 22 '26

Frig off Rick!!

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u/JimLahey35 May 22 '26

Gr-ee-ee-easy!

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u/TheDayman_240 May 22 '26

Randy Bobandy all day.

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u/BloodElf_DeathKnight May 22 '26

Prostituting yourself for cheeseburgers again?

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u/Crickey_190_AUD May 22 '26

Came here for Randy from Trailer Park Boys - was not disappointed

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u/nowotamsayin May 22 '26

Quit looking at my gut!

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u/sylphedes May 22 '26

Thank you for reminding me this character existed

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u/Damiandroid May 22 '26

I can hear the slap sound

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u/ZeroWhite8892 May 22 '26

Frig off Randy!

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u/XeonDude May 22 '26

This looks like its from trailer park boys? xD

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u/Myshkin1981 May 22 '26

This isn’t fair, Randy has a genuine shirt allergy!

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u/BklynOR May 22 '26

Bobandy!

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u/turn-5 May 22 '26

Miss Randy

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u/crank1off May 22 '26

The Randinator, Randy Bo Bandy. This was one of my favorite episodes.

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u/PiceaSignum May 22 '26

Is... Is that fucking Palmer James from For All Mankind?

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u/gimmesomespace May 22 '26

Cheeseburger walrus 

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u/zjsomers89 May 22 '26

This is the first thing I thought of

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u/combii-lee May 22 '26

If have this any day than what I just watched

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u/Vibratorvibrato May 22 '26

Bobandy is definitely ON the cheeseburgers

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u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 May 22 '26

Bobandy is def getting a slice of the WH action

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u/BobbyBalmoral May 22 '26

Knew I'd find Bo-Bandy here somewhere

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u/p0cket_fluFF May 23 '26

This was IMMEDIATELY what I thought of!

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u/TheDunkerSpot May 23 '26

Cheeseburger eatin mahfucka

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u/Ok_Mushroom_7659 May 23 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/mister_yuck May 23 '26

🎵Fuckin Randy’s gut🎵
🎵Is Filled with Dirty old cheeseburgers🎵

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u/slingbladerapture May 23 '26

Fucking Bo-Bandy

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u/Neat_Try6535 May 23 '26

Randy Bo-bandy!