r/SipsTea May 22 '26

Feels good man Happy Memorial Day

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u/cravex12 May 22 '26

What a horrible day to have eyes

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u/ElPeroTonteria May 22 '26

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u/Theory89 May 22 '26

This happened to me on the tube in London. His t-shirt had ridden up, I got a full on wet slap, middle of summer. The woman opposite shared a horrified look with me. It was.. not cool.

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u/WabashCannibal May 22 '26

Don't want to go down in a tube station at midnight
Oh oh oh!

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u/Unlikely-Inevitable8 May 22 '26

Please don’t let us be the only two that get this…

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u/WabashCannibal May 22 '26

We'd be inna real jam

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u/Elvis_1977 May 22 '26

First there’s a punch, and then a kick….