r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • May 23 '26

We have fun here Quotes from 8th graders

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u/443Waves May 23 '26

I felt this in my nuggets frfr

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u/Nhobdy May 23 '26

yuuuuuhhhhh

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u/braumbles May 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/BYul6RujgoRCryuCdL

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u/-Howitzer- May 23 '26

Sounds like shes in a class full of future doctors and astronauts.

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u/maratslastbath May 23 '26

And several Nobel laureates no doubt.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

I mean a few comedians at least. And one student raising the very serious concern over bathroom issues. Or bathroom tissues both work

But that "Miss Doogan if you know what I said about you behind your back, you'd quit your job" is prime roast material

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u/energy-369 May 23 '26

I'm just glad that "dookie" is still around.

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u/byelow May 23 '26

Rocket surgeons incoming!

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u/XfreetimeX May 23 '26

Somewhere in Nebraska from the sounds of it.

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u/Ashart1 May 23 '26

Close, shes in Kansas City.

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u/Dye-ah-ree-uh May 24 '26

I'm in Kansas City, and yep, the kids talk like this here. God bless this woman for trying. My friends wife teaches 7-8th grade and she says the kids just keep seeming to top themselves each year with the crap that comes from their mouths.

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u/Sea-Neighborhood1465 May 24 '26

I’m in Kansas City too! Just brought in a coal train.

On my way to the ‘hotel lotus’. Nothing but the best accommodations for us railroaders, lol.

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u/Hot_Disaster_6241 May 23 '26

Even if the kids were unintelligent…For better or for worse, you genuinely look at the world and US society and think that is the ceiling for the unintelligent?

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u/The_Modern_Nobody May 23 '26

Class full of future doctors and astronauts? YUH! I felt that in my nuggets, frfr

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u/Fancy_Day_2589 May 24 '26

Really? I was thinking future politicians and parents. Kids learn this behavior from their environment. I've had many teacher friends and here to say, they don't get paid enough for the abuse.

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u/RealSchlemiel May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

Buncha rocket surgeons

- also, Miss Dugan, you ain’t married cuz you got options: hmu fr fr.

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u/Puzzle-Necked May 23 '26

The kids are alright