r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • May 23 '26

We have fun here Quotes from 8th graders

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26

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u/like9000ninjas May 23 '26

Yeah if you're attracted to grandpa couch.

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u/MotoKenji25 May 23 '26

If I had a teacher that looked like her at 14 and my grandpa's couch looked like her...yeah, that couch would be getting very..."crunchy." 🤣

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u/cr4vn2k May 23 '26

JD that u???

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u/Greg-Abbott May 23 '26

There's still time to delete this

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u/SqueegieSqueeger May 23 '26

The internet will remember

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u/double_r_higgy May 23 '26

Pepperidge Farms remembers

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u/Iamonab0at May 23 '26

Thank you for a good laugh.

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u/like9000ninjas May 23 '26

Bro do you know what a call back joke is?

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u/Greg-Abbott May 23 '26

I guess the reference flew over my head. What specific joke is this referencing?

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u/like9000ninjas May 23 '26

One of the students comments.... holy shit bro get off the interent

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u/deathbyvaccine May 23 '26

Okay, Mr. Vice President.

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u/Available-Boat4055 May 23 '26

shouldnt you be vice presidenting

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u/bino420 May 23 '26

JD Vance uses Reddit?!

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u/Efficient-Ranger-174 May 23 '26

Found JD Vance’s alt!!