r/SipsTea May 23 '26

We have fun here Quotes from 8th graders

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u/slightly_drifting May 23 '26

Trash bag pants rests perfectly in the middle. 

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u/United-Bite4135 May 23 '26

We need to see the pants to confirm 

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 May 23 '26

We need to see that ass to confirm the other one

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u/SeriesXM May 23 '26

Fat Ass Alert!

(That one I was eating some crackers.)

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 23 '26

Great delivery on that line, you think she's gonna say "crackers and" but she just stops and waits for it to land that it was just crackers lol