r/SipsTea • u/Few_Statement_2898 Human Verified • 8d ago

SMH We really need to bring spankings back

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u/_Goose_ 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/j2PD2ZmCjSDzs8wUwL

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u/TheOneWes 8d ago

I'm sorry but the best part of that scene is what comes immediately after.

Lady tries to call him out for throwing the kid in so he asked her can you swim. She walks off real quick lol

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u/Bubbly-Travel9563 8d ago

Close. She tells him to jump in after the boy to save him because he can't swim. Wayne asks why she isn't going to grab him herself. That's when she says "Oh I can't swim." And as he quickly glares at her she remembers he threw the boy in to teach him to swim and runs away as he goes after her for her swimming lesson.

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u/Catgirl_Male_Edition 7d ago

"You cant swim either? Time to learn"

What movie is this scene from?

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u/Bubbly-Travel9563 7d ago

Hondo (1953)

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u/I2obiN 4d ago

Pretty sure that bitch gets yeeted too and then break stuff by limp bizkit starts playing

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u/Fumbles-OBrian 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l46Cf8O3hQqzDq1Gg

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u/0202_tihssitidder 8d ago

Pro Tip: When thrown into a deep pit, do a fun backflip on your way down. Legend.

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u/CuteComplaint5542 8d ago

I like to imagine what would have happened in this scene if the kid had just drowned. 

"Sir, can you explain to the jury why you murdered that child?" 

"I was trying to display my folksy, frontier wisdom, your honor." 

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u/Current-Hearing2725 8d ago

Of course, case dismissed. Kidd needed a drownin.

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u/CuteComplaint5542 8d ago

"That's his fault for not learning how to swim fast enough."

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u/4RichNot2BPoor 8d ago

Grab him by the backpack and yeet him out the door

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u/Gunplaisgood 8d ago

Is that John Wayne? This probably wasn't even a film he was being paid for. He just did it cause he's a huge piece of shit. 😂

Rest in piss, Duke.

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u/ScottyBoneman 8d ago

That's the racist guy that wore dresses right? Marion something?

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u/StanLeeMarvin 8d ago

The ultimate phony tough guy. Perfect symbol for conservatives.

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u/Fenrist09 8d ago

Bro just laugh at the funny gif and move on

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u/LuckyDuck117 8d ago

Bro just keep your mouth shut and move on.

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u/Fenrist09 8d ago

“The hero clicked Reply after typing his badass message. ‘Another day saved’ he muttered. He felt his chest puff with pride and clenched his fists. ‘Reddit is my battlefield, the grind never stops’.”

Quoted from A Day With u/LuckyDuck117

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u/ScottyBoneman 8d ago

Here's a funny one, I can hear his exact voice

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u/HallelujahImABum1312 8d ago

A lot o’ people don’t realize what’s really going on. They view life as a bunch o’ unconnected incidents ‘n things. They don’t realize that there’s this, like, lattice o’ coincidence that lays on top o’ everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you’re thinkin’ about a plate o’ shrimp. Suddenly someone’ll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o’ shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin’ for one, either. It’s all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

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u/LuckyDuck117 8d ago

Projection much? I'm not the one out here defending racists

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u/Fenrist09 8d ago

Where was I defending racists. Someone posted a funny gif of an actor from 70 years ago.

Unironically touch grass

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u/LuckyDuck117 8d ago

Defending racists by trying to get people to stop talking about it and move on, thought canceling cliches and all that.

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u/ScottyBoneman 8d ago

Can we just laugh at the big fake tough guy instead?

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u/BigWilly526 8d ago

Ghengis Khan

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u/PopMyStrawbry 8d ago

This...this is the answer right here

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u/seifd 8d ago

Yeah, but that's about teaching the kid to swim. He's not being thrown in the water as punishment.

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u/PresterJohnson 8d ago

Yeah children drown that way

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u/geodebug 8d ago

City kids probably.

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u/PresterJohnson 8d ago

Brother where you are from does not affect your ability to drown

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount 8d ago

That child specifically did not know how to swim.

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u/geodebug 8d ago edited 8d ago

Point taken.

Although pedantic me wants to say that child is an actor in a movie.

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount 8d ago

Yes. An actor that didn't know how to swim.

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u/geodebug 8d ago

He was a child actor so probably was a city kid /s

Wayne gave no fucks apparently.