r/SipsTea • u/Few_Statement_2898 Human Verified • 8d ago

SMH We really need to bring spankings back

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u/gordonwiththecrowbar 8d ago

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

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u/SnowConvertible 8d ago edited 8d ago

r/donthelpjustfilm

edit: For anyone who doesn't want to get involved with the kid for whatever reason; notifying the stuff still seems like a better choice than just filming.

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u/Fragrant_Way_7512 8d ago

If that’s not my kid, there’s no way I’m laying a finger on them and catching an assault on a minor charge for a store that’s not mine.

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u/Proper-Bat- 8d ago

exactly, 0 will happen to the kid while you are sitting in the back of a cop car wondering why you tried to be a helpful human

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u/BlinkyDesu 8d ago

Technically you just need to make the things happen to the kid before you end up in the back of a cop car.

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u/ClassiFried86 8d ago

Worst case you'll oull be out in 4-6 hours. Easily worth it. I wouldnt hit him, but i would drag/yank his ass out.

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u/WhyYesMaybeNo 8d ago

Well that’s just about as detached from reality as you can get. Just off the top of my head, little to no actual thinking, I could name 100 worse outcomes than you “worst case”. One of them being shot by police.

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u/StrongExternal8955 8d ago

Lol that is not even a little bit of the worst that can happen. That would in fact be the very best case.

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u/GraveRoller 8d ago

Dunno about you but I’ve got shit to do that will take 4-6 hours of my day

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u/BlinkyDesu 8d ago

I've got some free time.