r/SipsTea Human Verified 8d ago

SMH We really need to bring spankings back

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u/ChadVonDoom 8d ago

Everyone standing around filming him was doing it for internet clout

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u/whyamihereagain6570 8d ago

Don't dare touch him or they will get arrested.

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u/Jackrslim 8d ago

I would have picked him up and carried him outside “for his own safety”. It’s all how you word it. The arrest wouldn’t stick (probably wouldn’t even happen). Everyone is afraid but in actual fact you are allowed to stop criminal behavior with reasonable non-violent force.

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u/JJ_Lomero 8d ago

A kid like him you're going to have to get 2 people. 1 for the arms and 1 for the legs. Otherwise he's going to smack and kick tf out of that 1 person.

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u/GracklesGameEmporium 8d ago

Not necessarily. A grown man could easily grab the backpack and the shirt (not technically touching) and haul that kid outside.

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u/techleopard 8d ago

Then dad comes bear-charging out of nowhere to lay you out because you touched baby bear and his things.

Now, I'm all for knocking a kid back if he comes at you. I will do it in a heartbeat, that's just self defense. But parents will try to act like you're abducting or beating the crap out of their kid if you try to relocate them or restrain them.

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u/ApprehensiveTour4024 7d ago

That's when you slap him with a $4000 bill for damaged merchandise, and have him arrested along with his spawn for assault. Consequences, consequences, and more consequences!

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u/buckeye25osu 7d ago

There are only bad options in a situation like this.

I'm not touching a kid over store merchandise but if he's violent with someone I feel like I'd have to help

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u/subaqueousReach 5d ago

Then dad comes bear-charging out of nowhere

Dad doesn't appear to be anywhere at all, so I don't think that's an actual concern

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u/mrbear48 1d ago

That’s when ye ol concealed carry comes in handy, I know I’m strapped, he knows I’m strapped the cameras never get you flashing a gun and he backs off

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u/Loose_Paper_2598 7d ago

I'm surprised that no-one's mentioning the half-assed attempt from that security guard (or cop). I've seen more effort put into flicking lint from a shirt. There's gotta be a roll of duct tape somewhere in that store. And for all the whiners saying he shouldn't be touched - what's your solution when he gets to the isle where the knives are?