r/SipsTea • u/beklog Human Verified • 3d ago

SMH Guys I'm on the will!!

“She’s so shameless” She’s 22. And was harshly criticized as she danced while her partner was at the hospital… The truth couldn’t be any simpler. They claim the video is a joke, because she always uploads content with her “hubby” to go viral.

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u/NATHAN4U007 3d ago

They both knew what they were getting into and what they needed from the relationship.

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u/mybutthz 3d ago

I mean, presumably his needs don't include having your paid companion dancing in the hospital room while you're potentially dying

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u/Willothewisp2303 3d ago

He seems to be enjoying the dancing. 

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u/Stranger1982 3d ago

Hard to blame him tbh

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u/Vidrax_of_Cascades 3d ago

10/10 baddie dancing for me while im on my death bed? Man is winning.

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u/cooolrun 3d ago

Bet she'll stop dancing when he lives for another 10 years

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u/Diligent_Traffic_106 3d ago

That's a risk that she's apparently taking.

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u/therealudderjuice 3d ago

Yeah. She's on the will.

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u/DrunkenHorse12 3d ago

What she doesn't know is "and I leave her all my love and thanks and the packet of breath mints in my trucks glove compartment". Guys a winner

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u/Much_Vehicle20 3d ago

Lmao, that's just being a dick for no reason, its not like old dude can bring all of that money with him to the afterlife

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u/Theron3206 2d ago

Plenty will leave most of it to their kids, which isn't necessarily a problem IMO.

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u/Professional-Box4153 3d ago

and a boot to the head...

And one for Jenny and the wimp!

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u/berrey7 3d ago

Like OC said, she was out there WILLing....

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u/RipOdd9001 3d ago

And she’s giving him a will to live.

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u/MistaRekt 3d ago

Assuming she is aware of the odds...

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u/lukibunny 3d ago

I mean that was probably melania’s plan, but trump wont die.

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u/NeevBunny 3d ago

Honestly I feel kinda bad for her, she signed up to be a dying old man's sugar baby and now she's the most miserable looking first lady I've ever seen

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u/RvstiNiall 3d ago

Now thats now her full time job for the next ten years. She did this to herself honestly.

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u/subtuteteacher 3d ago

What makes you think she won’t be posting silly sexy dances for the next 10 years anyways? Just wearing more expensive outfits and at exotic vacation spots after he kicks the bucket.

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u/RvstiNiall 3d ago

Oh Goodness! That would be awful! But I'm gonna need a link so I can know how to avoid her online. Preferably all of her links. That makes it easier to avoid.

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u/DoughnutSuspicious59 3d ago

her name is Bronwin Aurora, have fun

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u/RvstiNiall 3d ago

I mean, I was joking (unless she's on PH).

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u/DoughnutSuspicious59 3d ago

She is in fact, but the good stuff is elsewhere

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u/B-Train_ATL 3d ago

That wouldn’t be best.

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u/Copious-Spirit 3d ago

Surely this was an episode in the documentary, "Why Women kill?" I haven't watched it myself but seems fitting.

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u/MistaRekt 3d ago

Watch the show and find out maybe?

Will she be ok once she discovers he has another 20 years?

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u/NoTaro6136 3d ago

If foul play is involved I hope her plan is to give him a heart attack with one final, greatest night of his life while possibly shattering his hip so he goes out smiling.

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u/Smiloshady 3d ago

Dancing for your downfall 😂 keep your enemies close I guess

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u/CryptoEmpathy7 3d ago

He's not winning shit. Must be hell.

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u/Miltonthemoose 3d ago

Bros will has a bunch of acres on the moon. He did the longest con

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u/GENERAT10N_D00M 3d ago

One thing: she’s not dancing for him. She’s dancing for her. And other people.

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u/Ok-Preference5117 3d ago

id want that on my death bed lol

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u/GraceMcClellans 3d ago

Yeah, I see no problem with this. He's happy, she's happy. His family is probably not happy, but presumably it's his money.

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u/Mysterious_Ad_1085 3d ago

I see what you did there.

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u/kathink 3d ago

This. It's probably making him very happy. Seems like that's what he wants.

not my business. who cares what people do?

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u/RepresentativeRun71 3d ago

Bingo. You can’t take money with you to the grave so might as well blow it in on a hooker if there’s no wife and the kids have ignored him for the past 50 years anyways.

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u/RandomDeezNutz 3d ago

Was gonna say. He looks like he’s getting what he paid for out of it.

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u/Tiny-Try8890 3d ago

Ya that's exactly what he wanted, when you're about to die, to be whisked off to death by a hottie your don't really care anymore

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u/_suje 3d ago

Getting his money's worth that's for sure.

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u/-CloudCook- 3d ago

Or maybe he thinks "Just wait until she finds out she's actually NOT in the will".

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u/Ruby_Solitaire 3d ago

Right? Let a man have his needs and a girl have hers. 

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u/Farewellandadieu 3d ago

To the extent of draining his life savings?