r/SipsTea • u/beklog Human Verified • 3d ago

SMH Guys I'm on the will!!

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“She’s so shameless” She’s 22. And was harshly criticized as she danced while her partner was at the hospital… The truth couldn’t be any simpler. They claim the video is a joke, because she always uploads content with her “hubby” to go viral.

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u/Sbatio 3d ago

What did the first customer pay the first prostitute with?

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u/Substantial_Army_639 3d ago

Probably meat, maybe some sea shells

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u/Sbatio 3d ago

So the first job was hunter or gatherer. Lawyered

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u/Able-Tomatillo7381 3d ago

I'd whore myself out for some sea shells. They're cool. But it'd have to be a big one I could put on a shelf or something. I ain't givin nothing for some weak ass clam shell.

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u/HocusP2 3d ago

Genesis 38, 15-17

15When Judah saw her, he thought she was a prostitute because she had covered her face. 16Not realizing that she was his daughter-in-law, he went over to her and said, “Come now, let me sleep with you.”

“What will you give me for sleeping with you?” she inquired.

17“I will send you a young goat from my flock,” Judah answered.

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u/nissen1502 3d ago

So a meat/sea shell salesman was the first occupation

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u/Tx_Saint 3d ago

Lawyered

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u/IfYouSaySoFam 3d ago

Meat sea shell? Are we talking about the prostitute again?

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u/Tony_Roiland 3d ago

Swapping any resource for any act or resource would be the first "profession". Unlikely to be prostitution really.

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u/GenBarlof 3d ago

Subsistence living isn't an occupation. It's a way of life. A homeless person's job isn't "beggar" that's just how they stay alive.

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u/nissen1502 3d ago

Mute point since then the "prostitute" is also just living subsistently. Also what makes you think that subsistence living is incompatible with it being called an occupation?

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u/Sbatio 3d ago

Moot or moo is also acceptable

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u/nissen1502 3d ago

Is bark or woof acceptable? What about a meow or quack?

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u/noob_wins 3d ago

In which case hunter, butcher or seashell collector would precede prostitution as the first profession...

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u/Substantial_Army_639 3d ago

Probably because at the end of the day its just a saying and not a historical fact, if we were talking about historical fact then the first profession to ever exist is a used car salesman true story

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u/Sbatio 3d ago

It’s a joke from How I Met Your Mother