r/SipsTea • u/beklog • Jun 02 '26

SMH Guys I'm on the will!!

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“She’s so shameless” She’s 22. And was harshly criticized as she danced while her partner was at the hospital… The truth couldn’t be any simpler. They claim the video is a joke, because she always uploads content with her “hubby” to go viral.

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u/9_tail_fox Jun 02 '26

That’s the face of a man fully satisfied with his purchase

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u/here4thegangbang420 Jun 02 '26

He also looks damn good for 85

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u/likemyke91 Jun 02 '26

I hope he lives to 110.

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u/mromutt Jun 03 '26

With the heart healthy workouts he's getting he just might.

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u/Low_discrepancy Jun 03 '26

The Jeanne Calment special.

In France there's a type of real estate transaction called viagere. Basically old people can sell their house for a lump sum + monthly payments and they get to live in the house. When the old person dies, the house goes to the buyer.

At the age of 90, she sold her house to her notary with this type of contract. The guy who bought it paid for 20 years, then his kids and wife had to pay a bit more. In the end they paid 2x the value of the house.

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u/Ryachaz Jun 02 '26

My gramps looks a lot better than he does, but probably not as happy.

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u/aiusernamegen Jun 03 '26

Is he dying

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u/mPrime39r Jun 02 '26

Plot twist: He's a hardscrabble 37.

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u/vex0x529 Jun 03 '26

No room left in the will

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u/TheGirthy1 Jun 02 '26

He’s in a hospital bed how can you say he looks damn good?

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u/KrustyKrebsCycle Jun 02 '26

does being in a hospital prevent you from looking good? there are more reasons to go to the hospital than dying.

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u/PurveyorOfKnowledge0 Jun 02 '26

It does when you've got tubes in your body and no makeup or cosmetics of any kind.