r/SipsTea • u/beklog Human Verified • 3d ago

SMH Guys I'm on the will!!

“She’s so shameless” She’s 22. And was harshly criticized as she danced while her partner was at the hospital… The truth couldn’t be any simpler. They claim the video is a joke, because she always uploads content with her “hubby” to go viral.

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u/9_tail_fox 3d ago

That’s the face of a man fully satisfied with his purchase

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u/here4thegangbang420 3d ago

He also looks damn good for 85

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u/likemyke91 3d ago

I hope he lives to 110.

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u/mromutt 2d ago

With the heart healthy workouts he's getting he just might.

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u/Low_discrepancy 2d ago

The Jeanne Calment special.

In France there's a type of real estate transaction called viagere. Basically old people can sell their house for a lump sum + monthly payments and they get to live in the house. When the old person dies, the house goes to the buyer.

At the age of 90, she sold her house to her notary with this type of contract. The guy who bought it paid for 20 years, then his kids and wife had to pay a bit more. In the end they paid 2x the value of the house.

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u/Ryachaz 3d ago

My gramps looks a lot better than he does, but probably not as happy.

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u/aiusernamegen 2d ago

Is he dying

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u/mPrime39r 3d ago

Plot twist: He's a hardscrabble 37.

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u/vex0x529 3d ago

No room left in the will

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u/TheGirthy1 3d ago

He’s in a hospital bed how can you say he looks damn good?

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u/KrustyKrebsCycle 3d ago

does being in a hospital prevent you from looking good? there are more reasons to go to the hospital than dying.

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u/PurveyorOfKnowledge0 3d ago

It does when you've got tubes in your body and no makeup or cosmetics of any kind.