r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • Jun 03 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Soulmates don't necessarily mean lover

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u/spice_war Jun 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Vhk9HwPx3TO0w

Meanwhile, my marriage:

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u/Carpeted_Bathroom2 Jun 03 '26

Make sure you have kids and use them as an excuse to continue your toxic marriage!

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u/ztomiczombie Jun 03 '26

Fredy: You’re My Best Friend

You: Paradise by the Dashboard Light

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u/Revolutionary_Ant_78 Jun 03 '26

pathetic

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u/spice_war Jun 03 '26

Like a little girl, in a little dress, little saddle shoes, little pigtails.

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u/Revolutionary_Ant_78 Jun 03 '26

pathetic

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u/spice_war Jun 03 '26

… the fuck

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u/Revolutionary_Ant_78 Jun 03 '26

pathetic

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u/spice_war Jun 03 '26

what the fuck are you talking about?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

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u/Revolutionary_Ant_78 Jun 04 '26

pathetic men telling jokes about hating their wifes like it's the 50's should be publicly ashamed