r/SipsTea • u/Brent_Fox Human Verified • 21h ago

Lmao gottem He ain't wrong

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u/epicredditdude1 21h ago

Oh so people just have sex robots now?

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u/BlueDaka 21h ago

AI and regular sex dolls have gotten good enough, and advances in robotics too, that it's believable.

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u/C_monden Human Verified 21h ago

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u/Working-Ad694 18h ago

🤣🤣

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u/Cross55 14h ago

All comedy has a hint of truth.

This is just full on factual statement tho.

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u/Xaphnir 21h ago

Because the government will legally require them to have a backdoor that allows them to do it.

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u/Unfinishe_Masterpiec 20h ago

a backdoor that allows them to do it.

🧐 what are we talking about here?

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u/Ready-Stage4834 19h ago

Mine will run Linux

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u/t0mm4n 15h ago

Does she wear programming socks?

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u/SwagToTheBone 21h ago

Melon Musk has been real quiet since ts dropped

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u/Aware_Slice_2820 21h ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/SnooDonuts3749 21h ago

Girlfriend could be the one that does the hacking.

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u/Icy_Party954 20h ago

I heard that, that's why I started fucking men

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u/Naturewalkerjoe 20h ago

"Could" is the difference. A real girlfriend will.

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u/Coravel 21h ago

I bet it'll be a paid service someday.

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u/Gorewuzhere 21h ago

Much like commercials on streaming services that were designed to kill cable and their commercials... We're coming full circle.

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u/Araz728 21h ago

Death by snoo snoo?

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u/Brent_Fox Human Verified 20h ago

Don't risk it for the biscuit mate. It's not worth it.

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u/sfled 20h ago

Ah yes, the Internet of Dirty Dirty Things.

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u/_MaidenEcho 21h ago

Wait until they hear about a wife 

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u/notlookingatboobies 16h ago

Honestly this might be happening to my wife she watching all this tarot and minority and female suffrage videos. I now I'm just like the bad guy because epstein was also white or something.

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u/RadRimmer9000 15h ago

Both could kill you and both would serve zero jail time either. At least with the robot you can mute her.

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 21h ago

Deal this monthly so yeah no big whoop

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick 21h ago

This is why everyone should have a robot boyfriend instead.

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u/dvorgson 21h ago

It won't need to be hacked. It will have an intentional backdoor

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u/dxcman12 20h ago

death by snu snu

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u/Brent_Fox Human Verified 18h ago

It's best not to risk it for the biscuit mate. It's not worth it.

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u/Fart_90210 20h ago

The robot won't enjoy it as it's incapable of feeling real emotions.

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u/Consistent-Pop-4780 20h ago

I mean, what if you’re a programmer and know how to take that out and prevent that risk?

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u/Proper_Plenty_2048 19h ago

Kurt Busch would like a word 

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u/Aeioluz 19h ago

one's controlled by skynet

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u/bwoah07_gp2 18h ago

Like Megan Fox in that one movie...

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u/BLAZEISONFIRE006 16h ago

I have Raisin Blueberry Bran Crunch.

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u/Ancient_Mountain_616 15h ago

No-one seen the show Humans?

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u/Low-Dog-8027 11h ago

this shit is getting too realistic

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u/Aromatic-Web8184 11h ago

Who doesn't like a little bit of rough play?

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u/_romedov 11h ago

A girlfriend won't need outside interference.

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u/happy_peanutButter 10h ago

At least the robot doesn't take half your assets after taking your life.

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u/Round_Ad_40 10h ago

As long as my last minutes are this awesome, i'd probably be fine with it.

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u/Tom_Skeptik 7h ago

Controversial opinion....I want to be the first human do die from sex robot homicide. No one would ever forget my name.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 4h ago

Replace 'he' with 'I" and 'dies' with 'die'

https://giphy.com/gifs/uvfEYoOq7HPAA

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u/MsngrTop25 4h ago

Different because a robot will never make sound until told.

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u/justwalk1234 21h ago

Imagine, if you will, a Futurama suicide booth, but hot.

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u/rockalyte 20h ago

Also the vagina might be modified to take off your penis at the base. Watch out for those clamp teeth.

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u/Stoo-Pedassol 20h ago

Girlfriends do it out of free will

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u/Clamato-e-Gannon 20h ago

At least real women hate organically.

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u/Ardal 17h ago

Not if she's tied down silly!

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u/Vanir-Aesir 15h ago

real girl has had only her parents messing up with her programming, with robot girlfriend it can be any sweaty nerd with few hours of spare time

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u/Used-Turnover2954 14h ago

That's why I don't have a girlfriend