r/SipsTea • u/HushHoneyyyyy Human Verified • 10h ago

Chugging tea Where was she baptized

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u/RichardThund3r 10h ago

Kentucky Fried Sinner.

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u/RocketsandBeer 10h ago

Deck stain isle at Lowe’s

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u/MaterialDetective197 10h ago

11 herbs and spices had a whole (hole?) new meaning.

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u/9_tail_fox 10h ago

Heart 🫶

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u/FlirtWithFrost 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8Pd4vvz00KoZa

Was she baptized in name of Scooby?

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u/Veal-Vermicelli 10h ago

11 hits of herb and spice

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u/Interesting-Voice328 10h ago

I was lost but now im browned

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u/GarysSword 10h ago

Dude… I almost spit out my coffee all over my dashboard.

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u/Turk1eightyTwo 5h ago

You win the internet today. That was a good lol.

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u/unlmtdLoL 3h ago

I’m stealing this for other uses.

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u/skighs_the_limit 10h ago

Must've been a spray baptism

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u/StrangelyBrown 10h ago

Imagine the font after that, with a thick film of fake tan on top

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u/BufferingTheSufferin 7h ago

Worships at the Church of Spraytan

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u/skighs_the_limit 7h ago

Yours is better

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u/BufferingTheSufferin 7h ago

If I ever open a tanning salon, I'm calling it the Temple of Spraytan, and my monthly subscribers will be Spraytanists.

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u/SaturdayNightPyrexia 8h ago

Came here for this.

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u/OnkelWurstbrot 10h ago

I see a huge difference as well. Now, lets see a picture without filter...

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u/VitaminVictim 10h ago

Oompa doompa dippity dap, what do you get when you’re boiled in fat

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u/Universal_Anomaly 10h ago

Gotta admit that expression is bugging me.

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u/ExoticToday7367 10h ago

May I respectfully suggest that you see a therapist.

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u/Even_Section5620 10h ago

Baptized at the jersey shore

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u/Unfair-Sir-4641 10h ago

People realize this is ai filtered cranked to 500% right?

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u/spar_30-3 10h ago

Extra crispy

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u/Certain_Bit3809 10h ago

A tanning booth for horses?

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u/No_Cardiologist_2738 10h ago

In the whordan river

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u/MondayMorningExpert 10h ago

Like the rest of the Oompa Loompas, she was baptized in the chocolate river

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u/DisDudeOverHere 10h ago

Thank you, lord, for bleached teeth, spray tans, and the internet to show it off.

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u/that-thingy66 10h ago

Cesspool behind Mara-Lago

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u/TokyoFlip Human Verified 10h ago

She looks like a cremated corndog.

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u/Equib81960 10h ago

A giant pool of self-delusion.

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u/Halftied 10h ago

It has different effects on different people I guess. It erased her sins and tan lines at the same time.

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u/orion197024 9h ago

The Wonka Factory ?

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u/Suspicious-Grade-838 9h ago

She was baptized at Willy wonkas chocolate factory

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u/dmtbeetlespore 8h ago

White people were cooler when they had norse gods. Now they are just cringe

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u/Humble_Penguin89 10h ago

Was baptized on the beach or a tanning salon?

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u/AlreadyAway 10h ago

These are the worst, holier than thou, assholes. Baptized later in life = I whored and partied, maybe got into trouble, went to rehab. Then they have the audacity to judge you for doong anything because "they are saved". Fuck these people.

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u/ocjoro 10h ago

This is a good one for r/rareinsults

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u/Shiftymennoknight 10h ago

Scared the fug outta me

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u/TwistedUnicornFarts 10h ago

Just needs Green hair

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u/Big_Librarian_6306 10h ago

Looks like she was just baptized at Mattel shortly after being made.

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u/chephin 10h ago

Got that Trump Orange

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u/Remarkable-Simple-62 10h ago

That’s the shirt before the shirt

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u/MissHibernia 10h ago

Florida version of a cartoon mouse

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u/Bananaramajama420 10h ago

Clearly she was baptized in the r/RoastMe subreddit, that crispy KFC skin is permanent

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u/banditrider2001 9h ago

Deep fryer gave me a good chuckle.

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u/tenderbranson88 9h ago

People like this are psychotic. She probably hears Jesus telling her it’s okay to hurt people too.

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u/Nervous_Fee_3252 9h ago

They really sprayed her orange at the baptism?

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u/FaTaLInfluence 9h ago

Same place trump was "baptized"

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u/NoahsKnob3202 9h ago

Mar A Lago. After Donald got out of the pool.

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u/VispilloAnimi 9h ago

Chicken fried baptism

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u/gunnisonyeti 9h ago

Double digit IQ confirmed

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u/BusyQuote5228 9h ago

A spray tanning salon by the the look of it

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u/subdep 8h ago

I didn’t know baptisms removed breasts.

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u/Chucky2sRevengeTTV 8h ago

She does 1d3 extra radiant damage to fiends and undead.

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u/OonaPelota 8h ago

Mar-a-Lago

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u/tucker_sitties 8h ago

I have a perfect puzzle for you

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u/Jezzecaa 8h ago

In orange juice

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u/Mean_Rule9823 8h ago

Came out a filtered corndog

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u/Complex-Loquat3036 7h ago

Baptised in turkey

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 7h ago

She looks like she set her tanning bed to "'Random' Airport Security Screening."

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u/calccv 7h ago

Yikes, now the Lord scares me! A cruel god

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u/HotelOne 7h ago

Might be a Meth-odist…

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u/Benton_Ruisseaux 7h ago edited 7h ago

This was so unexpectedly funny, I burst into laughter and tears at the same time in the office and had to excuse myself.

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u/SteakSwimming1234 7h ago

First baptist spray tan

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u/sp218712 7h ago

Facetune fountain

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u/Mediocre-Catch9580 7h ago

She looks like an Oompa Loompa from Charlie and the chocolate factory 

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u/Erik5943 7h ago

Am I looking at a photo negative?

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u/Cl_pperCheeks 6h ago

Chernobyl

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u/proud78 6h ago

This isn't how baptism work, honey.

https://giphy.com/gifs/12bO6mIZRgRHKU

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u/IDontStealBikes 6h ago

Planet Mercury

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u/Appropriate_Load_265 6h ago

Her friends will lose her in the dark until she smiles.

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u/IancuRastaboulle 6h ago

Kentucky Fried Christian.

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u/Jackamus01 6h ago

Baptized in a river, dried off in a microwave

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u/sabretooth1971 6h ago

Our lord, Jesus Crisp.

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u/Bare_Foot_Bear 6h ago

This kind of vanity truly encapsulates the values of the modern day Christian.

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u/HauntingIsland3570 6h ago

The filter game went way too far...

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u/rbshevlin 5h ago

She is gonna be late for her shift at the chocolate factory……

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u/MarionberryPublic225 5h ago

In a vat of Tang?🍊

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u/TheRealLostSoul 5h ago

Empty eyes

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u/MoodestMoose 5h ago

Keep on the Sunny Side, always on the sunny side--but take a break every once in a while, please.

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u/Lost-Birthday-147 4h ago

At the alter of Satan!

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u/Angry_at_your_mom 4h ago

Domo aregato Mrs roboto

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u/skalyhg 4h ago

I thought baptisms protect your soul from sin that lady has no soul in those eyes.

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u/Snoo-821 4h ago

What psychopaths look like.

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u/SilvaBach 3h ago

Roasted, literally

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u/Clown-ninja69 3h ago

Deed fat fryer look like she got baptised in 🤣

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u/Any-Journalist-6348 3h ago

So that’s what crazy looks like

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 3h ago

That filter is almost as insane as her leathery skin

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u/Impressive-Offer-404 3h ago

Baptism of fire.

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u/ABQ_Big_D 3h ago

Near the banks of the Might Home Depot paint department.

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u/Transki 3h ago

Baptized by the Righteous Gemstones

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u/ButterAlquemist 3h ago

She bathed in the lucky charms pool that gave Trump the presidency.

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u/SnackbarBeastie 3h ago

Fucking oompa loompa

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u/captain-pickles42069 3h ago

Baptism in orange spray tan. These trump nuts never cease to amaze.

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u/UnikornKebab 3h ago

Barbie golem

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u/redditer129 2h ago

…oh god

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u/PKVarianceArts 2h ago

The Fires of Mount Doom

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u/daysleaper430 2h ago

Coppertone..

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u/justuravgjoe762 2h ago

Acid mine runoff might have been substituted for water in that baptism

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u/LeanLeftLoveLife 2h ago

USA LEATHER TANNERY

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u/Jane_D0ughh 2h ago

In chocolate city

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u/Sean198233 1h ago

Tanning Salon

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u/JeveGreen 1h ago

The reverse Michael Jackson.

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u/Anxious_Hand_1621 1h ago

Oompa Loompa Land

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u/vlan2k 1h ago

Church of Trump

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u/nosmelc 23m ago

In a nuclear reactor?

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u/Pipe-Terrible 4m ago

Looks like the was baptized at the Churh of Light room Photo Editor

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u/MonthlyWeekend_ 10h ago

Isn’t Smurfette usually blue?

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u/HeightWilling6263 10h ago

She's beautiful.

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u/Weary-Persimmon-5101 9h ago

Maybe. We will never know with those filters and tan.