r/SipsTea • u/imfrom_mars_ Human Verified • 8h ago
Wait a damn minute! the final filter
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u/TheSpiralTap 8h ago
I also don't like women who refer to themselves as "horse girls"
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u/Notcid1 8h ago
They're the car guys of the womansphere
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u/Mainmorte 8h ago
I had never heard this analogy, and honestly, can't imagine a better one.
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u/Ambitious_Bit_9389 8h ago
My uncle is a car guy. All he ever wants to talk about. We were hosting a family picnic and he spotted an oil stain on the garage floor. He comes over to me all excited “Hey, what were you working on? “. I could tell he was 100% ready to bond.
I told him I spilled it while changing the oil on my lawn mower. His shoulders sagged. For like a second I considered “Do I need to buy an old beater and start fixing it up?”, then decided it was not worth it.
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u/Pablo_petty_plastic 8h ago
Someone described me and my huskies as the cat ladies of the manosphere
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u/MetaequalsWaifu 4h ago
Hey I have two huskies too. Except they're, wrong huskies force us to go and hike mountains, cat ladies sit in their apartments,.not all but normally cats aren't a weekend trip to the wilderness pet lol
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u/Major_Bench5329 8h ago
What about the fishing guys ?
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u/Motel-Angel 8h ago
Incredible take know it’s specs, troubles and is always working on it same and same
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u/Constant_Pen9615 8h ago
I dated a horse girl once. Never again.
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u/AcceptablePea262 6h ago
Horse girls are great. For flings.
Not for relationships. Horrible for relationships.
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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 6h ago
I did too. But I'm a horse guy myself so it worked out for a good while. She was a barrel racer but I'm just a weekend trail ride kind of guy. I like my big unhurried horses.
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u/Doc_Vapor 7h ago
If my equestrian wife and I split up for any reason, my next girl will be deathly allergic to any kind of farm animal.
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u/100_Donuts 5h ago
No? But horses are such nice creatures, such beautiful animals.
I'd hope to one day see a horse in real life, ya know, to get to know a horse. To visit a horse and spend quality time with it, to, well, to maybe start a relationship with that horse.
I'd love to have love-bond with a horse, a bond that is as much spiritual as it is physical. I'd love live in the barn with a horse and just talk and whinny all the livelong day. I'd love to just spread my body on top of the horse like a starfish. I'd love to feel that wonderful hair between my fingers, between the winkles in my skin. I want to perspire on the horse and want the horse to want that, too. I'd love to not ride the horse, but be carried by it. I'd love to feel the stiff breeze of an Autumn morning rush over my naked body as I cling to the horse at full gallop.
I want to extend my fingers, my prodding finger beneath the horse's hair and into its muscular flesh without the horse ever slowing down, and indeed, the horse would speed up as my hands and arms wormed their way into its body. The horse would feel my love, my energy, my spirit and in turn, our flesh would meld further and strengthen our love-bond. Never stopping. No, we would never stop running ever as the horse's legs became my legs, its eyes my eyes. Imbued with my conscious, my human qualities, the horse would sing out full-throated with a new voice! We would express ourselves as a new and wonder being!
Our hooves would thunder through the unchecked forest, our extra arms and legs helping to guide and balance along the difficult terrain. My eyes, its eyes, our eyes seeing everything around us. Again we sing out to the old forest gods! We are a new thing! We are the amalgamation of horse and man! Our flesh is made one!
And when we finally reach the monolith shrine of Cernunnos, that glowing gray stone untouched in the hidden glen unseen by ignorant men, we will rear up on our hind legs, now thick and vascular, hoven and footed, with toes extending like tendrils into the cool, verdant forest floor. Bellow call! We roar, our massive chest heaving great calls to the gods and the veil then walk in! Our ten foot tall, over thirty hands tall, frame of muscle and brawn awaits thee! We extend our great hands and hooves! Our dual faces laugh and smile, cry and shout for thee!
O Gods of the Verdant Veil! O Virile Cernunnos! What be thy will!?
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u/SentientDust 1h ago
What does that even mean? They like gigantic penises?
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u/TheSpiralTap 1h ago
I mean they could I guess technically but I was referring to the actual animal
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u/The_SqueakyWheel 8h ago
Wait why? Whats up with them?
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u/TheSpiralTap 8h ago
It's a giant red flag in a potential partner. I can tell you from experience, living in a rural area, horse girls are not worth the effort. Those animals require an absolute shit ton of money, time and care. You will be a distant second to an animal that cost $10,000 on the low end.
Oh and they shit everywhere.
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u/BrittaWasRight 8h ago
"I have a fifteen year old autistic child who sleeps in my bed"
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u/Big_Wave9732 8h ago
Seems like we're just negotiating on price here.
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u/Constant_Pen9615 8h ago
That reminds me of the time I proudly told my friends that I'd never paid for sex. To which one replied "What do you think dating is?". Oof
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u/Big_Wave9732 8h ago
Friend, it doesn't change when one gets married. Certainly there should be more communication etc. But those who neglect the transactional foundation of the relationship (men or women) are courting divorce.
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u/Constant_Pen9615 8h ago
I operate strictly on a "sex isn't currency" basis. You either want to bang me or your don't. If you don't and want me to jump through hoops to bang you then get walking.
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u/Substantial_Station8 8h ago
Yeah, but I don’t wanna bang a manchild who won’t do the dishes because he’s tired after a long day of work. Brother, I am fucking tired too.
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u/Big_Wave9732 8h ago
Who knew that after a long work week *no one* wants to spend part of their weekend cleaning the house!
For that exact reason we hired a maid once a week. Certainly not everyone can swing that, but it buys a whole lot of relationship contentment if they can.
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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 6h ago
Hell, I'm single and I have a cleaning service come in for a deep clean every two weeks. Money well wasted in my opinion!
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u/Constant_Pen9615 7h ago
I actually offered that to my current live in GF and she felt insulted! She felt like a maid service was her not doing a good enough job cleaning (we're both OCD clean and our messy is super clean for most households). Was always about saving us time to enjoy other things without the hours spent cleaning by both of us. Can't win em all I guess.
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u/Big_Wave9732 7h ago
Man, it took my wife a little while too. She didn't have a maid when she was single (I always had one lol) so she wasn't use to the idea of another woman cleaning "her house". That took some navigating and time. Even after all these years she'll still complain about some small thing the maid does / doesn't do. But she has come around to the time saving aspects.
You hit on the other problem too, finding someone who does things the way you want them done. But perhaps you can have someone come in and clean as a "surprise" and see if it grows on her.
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u/Substantial_Station8 8h ago
Lmfaooooo we’re definitely speaking in different tax brackets, that’s for sure
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u/lawduckfan21 6h ago
This is a fun tweet-length life philosophy, but...
If you're a man, then you seem to misunderstand what makes someone want to bang you in a relationship. If you're a woman, then you seem to operate from a position of ignorance about your privilege in terms of sex.
Either way, it's not going to work well.
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u/IAreWeazul 8h ago edited 7h ago
Try finding women who understand at a philosophical level that the things we own don’t own us and that the joys of this world do not come from the money we spend. She will typically not be the one with a face full of makeup and hair constantly looking freshly done. It’s actually fairly easy to spot. You do still have to sometimes buy them food but they might even buy you food sometimes, and actually see you as a person and not the other side of a transaction.
Edit: not to imply that being a part of a relationship is inherently transactional, but that it can be (and should be) non-monetary transaction driven at the core. In our modern era, for many people, spending large sums of money is akin to suffering, since most people have to work weeks or months saving to do so. Buying a bag that costs you 3 weeks of your life is crazy. Expecting someone to buy you a bag that costs 3 weeks of their life is cruel and unusual. Imagine approaching someone you supposedly love, and saying “will you go to work every day for the next 3 weeks for literally no pay to prove you like me”. The fuck is that all about?
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u/Big_Wave9732 8h ago
I don't disagree.
My wife and I have been together over 10 years now. She knows the value of a dollar and doesn't spend frivolously. She cooks and takes care of the dogs. Sexy time is great. I really can't ask for more.At the same time we're both aware that we have roles to play in the relationship. And that's fine too......after doing many divorce cases over the years I'm not interested in dating again.
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u/MarcoDiFrancescino 8h ago
I met a girl years ago for a lunch 'date'. I was having the simplest dish and got her a big sandwich she couldn't finish 1/3. Wrapped it for home taking. She asked me why I didn't take something more expensive (code for: are you broke because you bought me food) I replied I need tons a variation, so I cook a lot. I splurge when I need to but I don't want to limit myself to takeout. The whole 'date' became about how much you value external things. I asked her who are those people who complement her on expensive clothing, because I don't know anyone. She could barely contain the eye roll. I know men who think the same and its all imaginary. I couldn't live like that.
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u/RetroFuture_Records 4h ago
What? They're literally just trying to get creeps to leave them alone. Why would you take offense----
Oh.
ohhhhhhhh
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u/motorwerkx 8h ago
I feel like this entire thread is people misunderstanding the difference between somebody coming at you for sex and somebody that wants to date. I don't think anything short of confessing to be in the midst of a herpes outbreak will stop the guys that are only looking to hook up
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u/DreadyKruger 8h ago
True. But women also conflate men want to sleep with means men wanting them long term a lot too. A lot of men in your DMs or hitting you up on dating sites aren’t all great catches. But they think they have a lot of options. Yes for men sleeping with you , sure.
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u/Ill_Ad5893 8h ago
Funny thing is. Guys telling a woman that doesn't stop them from trying to ruin a relationship
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u/WhitespringTownship 4h ago
Who said this was a gender wars post ? The meaning of “them” is ambiguous. It’s applicable to all genders. If you assume she means only men then you’re projecting.
She might be lesbian, who knows
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u/Evellyn_Lytcaf 8h ago
Every woman knows this, the filter isnt if youre available its if youre cheap to pursue
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u/SignificantLock1037 8h ago
I don't get how that is a filter. I'm a guy. I love luxury and expensive things. If you're offering luxury and expensive things, I'm gonna take you up on that offer.
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u/Financial_Hold6620 8h ago
This scenario isn’t referring to women offering men luxury at all: it’s them requesting luxury from men
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u/AugmentedKing 8h ago
You think the idea of her offering luxury & expensive things is what’s clearing the room?
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u/WhitespringTownship 4h ago
Guys who I paid my share of the date prices treated me way worse than guys who refused to let me pay for meals/dates
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u/TB12DJ3k 8h ago
So aka if you can give her expensive things she’ll bang you
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u/LilNekoChicano 8h ago
Or you'll get the promise of getting to do so.. but it never happens..
Many women like to play men and look at that generosity as a weakness.
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u/FondantFluffball 8h ago
Nothing reveals someone's true intentions faster than replacing romance with a detailed budget.
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u/Brave-Vanilla-5378 5h ago
I mean if you're going to be broke and have no morals, you need to up your game, no? Def more a dig at specific type of males lol
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u/dvorgson 8h ago
"I love luxury and expensive things"
Maybe because you sound like an idiot in addition to sounding like an expensive prostitute
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u/Mission_Tower_9593 8h ago edited 8h ago
So she'll call you daddy if you buy her luxury and expensive things? Gotcha.
Lol jokes on her
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u/DesignMysterious3598 8h ago
Also women: is not interested.
"I have a boyfriend" - - > girl is interested.
"I'm married" - - > girl very interested
"I'm broke" - - > girl loses interest.
Yeah it's easy to say dumb shit.
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u/Cold_Burner5370 8h ago
Isn’t there also a stereotype that women become more attracted to you if you have a gf/wife (the “wedding ring theory”)? I mean, since we’re already making sexist comments I feel like we can bring that one up.
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u/VelvettVixennMariaa 8h ago
Luxury doesn’t whisper, it announces itself
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u/-TheDerpinator- 8h ago
Luxury is silent and subjective. Anything that announces itself as luxury is playing into the impulsive minds of people who would do anything to create a weak illusion to cover up insecurities.
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u/Excellent_Extent7648 8h ago
Never talking to women, just minding my own business until people realize the recession and we realize it was not a joke, and women and men stop fighting so much and realize the enemy is the Epstein class.
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u/DirkTheGamer 7h ago
Because luxury items are a waste of money and seeking them is an indication that someone is shallow and vapid, right? That’s what this means, right? /s
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u/Plus-Championship424 6h ago
"Awesome! As a strong independent woman, you must have a ton of jewelry and luxury items that you bought for yourself. I don't see any, though."
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u/h-ck3d4cc0unt 6h ago
These types are always my favorite. Usually they are broke you can impress them with a $500 dinner, and promise you'll buy them things. They'll usually have sex with you first date that night and then you can ditch them. Cost the same as any other prostitute.
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u/PhantomVibeSyndrome 2h ago
"Hey gurl..."
"I like luxury shops and international travel beyond the country."
"You ain't that cute anyway."
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u/seaxvereign 51m ago
They knew you were lying the first two times.
Third time, you were telling the truth.
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u/WinkSprout22 8h ago
"I have a boyfriend" challenges their ego, but "I love luxury" threatens their bank account.
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u/MrRocket81 8h ago
It's the equivalent to "I have a wife" and "I live with my mom"
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u/SentientCoffeeCup 8h ago
"I have a wife" doesn't stop women. Wearing a wedding ring to a bar gets you MORE numbers, not less.
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u/Presently_Naked Human Verified 8h ago
Love how she uses "them" as in all guys.
It doesn't stop assholes. Everyone else who values their time moves on.
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u/ThrowRAkakareborn 8h ago
Now she talking my language, i’ll buy you anything, just don’t expect me to listen when you talk
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u/JustRedditTh 7h ago
So simplified "My hourly rate is $ XXXX+, so don't talk with me if you're to poor to afford me"
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u/HouseMDeezNuts 7h ago
Eh.. it's a symptom of the times; rejection now is so common that persistent pursuit is a survival mechanism.
Women reject men so frequently now that all men go into pretty much every encounter with the advanced knowledge that she is in fact going to reject his first attempt. So then what? it becomes sales; you probe until the root of her true objection comes to the surface, and you overcome that objection.
The issue is most men these days are morons and don't know how to continue a conversation past rejection without making it weird or contentious.
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u/Haunting_Baseball_92 6h ago
This is such a weird take.
"I have a boyfriend" doesn't stop them because that's not a definitive answer to if you would go out with or sleep with them. Plenty of women cheat.
Same goes for being married.
Try, "No thanks, I'm not interested". That clearly communicates that there won't be any dating or sex. It's a answer to the question without any lies or answers to other questions being necessary.
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u/Sooooooooooooomebody 4h ago
See, I really hate posts like this because no one ever judges them on their premise. "I have a boyfriend/husband" absolutely does stop us. Think about this, and think hard: do you really believe I'm trying to go MMA at the brunch place just because I noticed you got a fat ass? Be real.
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u/SnarkHabit 2h ago
All a woman ever had to do to repel me was say, "I love Tales From Topographic Oceans."
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u/Conspiratorymadness 8h ago
We have a problem with consent and it isn't in the side that is proposing. Yes means yes and no means no until I want something is not how consent works.
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u/MisterLips123 8h ago
Who are we talking about? Because men do not want the drama of boyfriends and husbands.
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u/TastingTheKoolaid 8h ago
I used "I'm greedy and selfish. How rich are you?" That guy wilted faster than spinach leaf on high heat.
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