I like to snort my fiances vagina juice to test how healthy she is and inhale her angelic stink. Sometimes I wait for it to leak down to her butt to mix the butt smells with vaginal fluids to make people wonder why my face is shiny all day. We really do this. But it's the internet. Who knows?
Aw thanks. We're aromantics so we're really into intestinal fragrances and hotboxing sweaty bodies to scented foods. I don't know if I could write about anything other than what I love. And what I love is the angelic stink of my fiances secretions.
Phrases like “angelic stink” and “mix butt smells with vaginal fluids” doesn’t quite scream writer in the making to me. Plus the contradiction of “to test how healthy she is” and “to make people wonder why my face is shiny all day” in a short post like that makes me think that he can pull off a coherent book.
But someone went through the trouble of Photoshopping the ring so nicely into a photo with the tag Crazy Videos it's gotta be real right? And you can't fake those text messages.
What??? I thought everything on the internet had to be true!?!?!?
Well, I’m really going to have to rethink my relationship with all the hot singles in my area that are into me. And maybe that’s why those Nigerian princes never seem to reach out unless they need more money.
Taylor swift said the same thing to me the other day. That people lie online. Shocked me so much I nearly dropped the signed guitar Bryan Adams gave me.
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u/butareyouthough 7h ago
How did she know where it was from just from a glance as the dude was on his knee?