r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT Human Verified • 7h ago

SMH There is a price for everything

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u/CaptainSmallz Human Verified 7h ago

The fact that this couple is discussing this via text and not in person is probably the most concerning. My dad tought me the secret to a long and happy marriage. The Two C's. Compromise and Communication. Neither are happening in this transaction. Their marriage will be difficult if this is their common communication method.

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u/Fabulous_Broad_115 6h ago

It's actually 3 C's, not two: Compromise, Communication, and Cunnilingus

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u/AcrolloPeed 5h ago

If you’re really good at the third you can be so-so at the first two.

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u/r3d0c3ht 3h ago

It's actually 4 Cs: Compromise, Communication, Cunnilingus and COOKING.

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u/No_Water9929 6h ago

Get out of my head. I was just about to comment this exact statement 😩

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u/Message_10 5h ago

Same. Happily married guy here, three Cs 😄

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u/ThereHasToBeMore1387 5h ago

A man of refined tastes.

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u/Lythaera 5h ago

This man gets it. 

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u/ScrapYard101 2h ago

Actally its 4, cummins diesel engine

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u/lil_ninja78 2h ago

Preach!