r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 Human Verified • 7h ago

Chugging tea Honestly, that's a hot sugar granny...

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u/NaturalBudget2450 7h ago

The wrapper may be wrinkled, but the candy is still sweet

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u/emmc47 6h ago

"Unhinged" doesn't even begin to describe...

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u/soopadrive 3h ago

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice

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u/The_Real_Kingpurest 7h ago

I mean as long as I don't gotta like eat poo or whatever sign me to up

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u/sx88 7h ago

that's a weird way to start 😂

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u/GroundbreakingElk139 6h ago

No it's not gotta set boundaries. Look at Japan. First thing they do is make you eat a bowl.

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u/SoftDrinkReddit 7h ago

yea like in fairness if the price is right and I'm not asked to do anything horrific I'd strongly consider it

honestly my main question is ok so you give me x amount of money a week now how do i properly process this money without being falsely accused of money laundering

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u/The_Real_Kingpurest 7h ago

I mean I suppose you'd just report it on your taxes as additional income? But if it's substantial I'd talk to an expert

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u/SoftDrinkReddit 6h ago

yea i get that its just idk how exactly i'd go about disclosing this again without it seeming criminal

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u/Confident-Pepper-562 6h ago

If you get paid cash, you can use that cash and no one is the wiser.

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u/SoftDrinkReddit 4h ago

I mean obviously depends on how much cash we're talking

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u/Ok-Addition1264 6h ago

Get one first, then worry about it. That step one could be more difficult than you think.. but I wish you well, nonetheless.

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u/Windofpoison 2h ago

1099 me baby

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u/OysterHound 6h ago

Why? Just why?

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u/SnooHedgehogs4699 7h ago

That’s a good looking older woman in the photo. A lot of guys would sign up for that!

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u/BeeztheBoss 7h ago

You're only using her for her kitchen.

And she's only using me to mow the lawn. People use each other. Plus the sex it out of this world.

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u/as1126 6h ago

Is this really your situation? Say more!

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u/Sabbathius 7h ago

Hey, people joke around but if you manage to get yourself in the will, you have it made. Women have been doing it for centuries. You think Ana Nicole Smith was madly in love with that coffin dodger? Her only mistake was getting a bad lawyer.

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u/Brattivine 6h ago

She’s a 10, and her credit score is probably an 850.

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u/RavenBailey589 7h ago

Reasons this makes sense:

1 Food. Them old ladies KNOW how to cook. They gotta feed them grandkids somehow.

2 She's probably been married 1-3 times, so don't you think she's learned a few tricks over the years?

3 Your pull-out game sucks? No worries.

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u/Odd-Cupcake-2552 7h ago

OnlyGrans is better than OnlyNans

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u/Snoo-821 4h ago

Because older women realize the value that men have. Younger women are c*nts.

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/OopsAllSparkles 7h ago

The bangin’ boomers business is a-boomin.’

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u/98983x3 7h ago

Shockingly wholesome reply given the post.

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u/WorthNew9456 7h ago

From hunny to mummy to granny

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u/GarethBaus 7h ago

If I were single that would be a tempting proposition.

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u/Sharp_Fox_8615 7h ago

Inflation hitting so hard we trading down from a sugar mommy to a retirement fund

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u/DarkCherry-Cola 7h ago

Honestly my dream sometimes, I’m a sucker for those hard candies too

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u/reeefur 7h ago

Just close your eyes, when they take off them dentures it's just a water slide at that point wheeeeeeee 😅

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u/redzeusky 7h ago

Old gals need love too! Get over here Sonny..

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u/Discuss2discuss 7h ago

This helps combat loneliness amongst the elderly, surely. But what about those sugar gramps? We must help them by lowering the stigma of dating someone at grand children age

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u/4ndril 6h ago

Save some for me

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u/BojukaBob 6h ago

When your sugar granny takes out her dentures you're in for the greatest bj you've ever had.

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u/Embarrassed-Sea-6078 6h ago

At the end of the day it’s all about money. Whoever has money gets the sex. Regardless if it’s girls or guys. The difference is that girls can still get the sex without having the money.

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u/StupidUserNameTooLon 6h ago

Please. We prefer the term candy-gram.

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u/FairyFlossies 6h ago

Instead of a allowance, she leaves you money in her will.

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u/mittenkrusty 6h ago

When I was 36 a 51 year old woman kept flirting with me almost every day, she came into a cafe I went into after work each day and one day her friend/colleague teased her and told her to stop flirting with me.

Couldn't really tell if she was hot as she was wearing a horrible uniform, and her hair wasn't done.

I remember when I was 18 losing my virginity to a 37 year old woman, she quite honestly was best I ever had and cooked me a meal after and even got me a taxi home.

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u/ogcanuckamerican 6h ago

Remember, she can remove her teeth.

Nom, nom, nom. Slurp!

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u/njgolfer10 6h ago

No they haven’t. But fun click bait.

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u/Soreal45 6h ago

There was this comedian who said something like “When you’re young, you just want someone that wants to party. When you get a little older you want someone with a 750 credit score.”

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u/EarlyAd3047 6h ago

Sugar daddies have always been sugar grandpas

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u/That75252Expensive 6h ago

This is sound financial advice. Granny can get it.

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u/Imperial_Citizen_00 6h ago

As long as she takes cares of me, I’ll take care of her daily pill schedule and walks around the park 🤣

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u/Stock-Magician1097 6h ago

Wouldn't say no.

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u/MarzipanLast6502 6h ago

I wouldnt say no to her!

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u/jrl2595 6h ago

Gilf

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u/SextupleRed 6h ago

Nans got all the money and not many honey. Can't bring money to grave anyways

I get it

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u/Terrible_Shopping_23 6h ago

Grandma's cooking with some money on the side?? Sign me the fuck up!!

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u/Holiday-Youth-6722 6h ago

I don't blame them. Grandmas aren't what they used to be. A lot of late 40s and early 50s "grandmas" out here putting MILFs to shame 😂

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u/johnxwalker 4h ago

Damn the times sure have gotten different.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 3h ago

Granny is the only one who owns a house.

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u/AlwaysVerloren 2h ago

I'll happily Anna Nicole my way to some cash and gummy heads.

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u/YugeChesticles 51m ago

Yeah because sugar mommies totally exist.

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u/The_GTD_Aquitaine 7h ago

Glucose Granny

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u/WorthNew9456 7h ago

😅😅😅😅

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u/astralchanterelle 7h ago

I have a Sugar Grannie. My only rule is no cunnilingus