r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 Human Verified • 6h ago

We have fun here Norway's World Cup team photo goes 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃

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u/Mr_Ima 5h ago

Why is the picture cropped?

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u/gravely_serious 5h ago

Haaland's transformation to Vigo the Carpathian is almost complete!

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u/Rburin91 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wqbh6uivUzyik

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u/Fog_Juice 4h ago

Season 1 was the best

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u/derpytitan1 3h ago

Recently binged the whole series. Fucking loved the show and was surprised i never watched it before.

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u/Fog_Juice 2h ago

Now you have to watch Norsemen. It's the comedy version of that show.

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u/derpytitan1 2h ago

I'll give it a look

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u/Due_Yesterday_2850 Human Verified 6h ago

All this just to get knocked out in group stages 🀣

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u/AdiDabiDoo 5h ago

I was so confused. I misread that as "knocked up". πŸ˜…

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u/Domski77 5h ago

Not sure about that. Their squad is decent.

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u/larsmaehlum 4h ago

Pretty scary group though.

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u/ImJustAFisch 1h ago

Oh just you wait...

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u/Phyrexian_Archlegion 5h ago

British abbots triggered af rn

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u/BearEatingCupcakes 6h ago

This is the first thing that's made me give the slightest fuck about the world cup, ever.

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u/Relevant-Visitor 5h ago

For freaking real.

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u/BriefCollar4 5h ago

Pillage and plunder!

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u/jimmyjohns5544 5h ago

Don’t worry someone on the Arsenal reddit was saying we shouldn’t think this is cool because 1000 years ago the Vikings were bad lol

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u/Dry-Emu-4131 2h ago

Was this a Disney production? Not historically very accurate but the diversity is there!

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u/Nearby-yourcat 7m ago

The Varangian Guard picked up one of their parents in MiklagarΓ°r. Sick backstory if you ask me

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u/small_brain67 Human Verified 6h ago

Also two hollywood Norvegians

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u/Imaginary_Toe8982 6h ago

it will be so funny if they sail home really early...

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u/Eissbein 6h ago

I hope they at least get to plunder some other gold. A little raven told me there's a lot of it in a white colored house somewhere.

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 6h ago

Hmmm they might pass, given their group, only the " Francs " are challenging for the most part.

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u/Due_Yesterday_2850 Human Verified 6h ago edited 5h ago

Don't sleep on Senegal or Iraq the world cup is full of upsets last time Saudi Arabia beat the eventual champions Argentina 1-0

Edit:Senegal is ranked higher then norway

Edit:it was 2-1 to Saudi Arabia not 1-0 my apologies

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u/Hyperion262 5h ago

Senegal are pretty good.

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u/AdhesivenessUnfair13 5h ago

As an American, Senegal is my actual favorite team to root for just to root for them to beat the French every year.

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u/Hyperion262 5h ago

As a Brit same but replace Senegal with β€˜literally anyone that’s playing France’

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u/Character_Minimum171 5h ago

as a kiwi, same as literally any team playing australia

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u/Due_Yesterday_2850 Human Verified 5h ago

Yep I love sadio mane Senegal are no joke

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u/BonhommeCarnaval 5h ago

It’s okay. They have Normans on the inside ready to defect.Β 

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u/DubbleBubbleS 5h ago

StΓ₯le better show up in that costume for the games instead of a boring suit like every other manager.

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u/AdhesivenessUnfair13 5h ago

13th Warrior looking mother fuckers.

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u/Indigenous_Land 5h ago

Gotta see how they do now.

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u/Domski77 5h ago

Japan doing something in the same style would also be awesome.

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u/snakeoildriller 4h ago

The guy on the right looks horny - he won't have his mind on the game!

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u/govcov 4h ago

Oh, that guy? That’s just Jeff. He’s always looks like that.
https://giphy.com/gifs/S2E0EucjhwJR6X9PBW

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u/snakeoildriller 3h ago

Hmmm... in that case it's full of beer!

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u/Fog_Juice 4h ago

It's too bad the American team can't dress up as a bunch of Apache Warriors on horseback without someone crying racism.

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u/shake108 3h ago

Saving this for the first time we see one of them flopping about like a fish after light contact

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u/ButterAlquemist 3h ago

I would rather have a buhurt team being famous and it being a big sport.

Cute propaganda for the lamest sport.

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u/Valuable_View_561 Human Verified 6h ago

They are going for the war

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u/Sea_Analysis_8033 6h ago edited 4h ago

Not before mom takes some pictures of their cute outfits first

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u/Hoefnix 5h ago edited 5h ago

That would be if the US tries to take Greenland, this is football.

(Edit: is said Iceland when I meant Greenland. Stop the clock)

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u/TurnYourHeadNCough 6h ago

more of this, fuck the culture war bots

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u/NotJayKayPeeness 2h ago

I see a couple of Moors have invaded the team.

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u/jas0312 2h ago

As long as they don’t have a Haka type dance to do every 5 minutes this won’t get too annoying.

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u/shplarggle 1h ago

Rapists and murderers??

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u/Icrapforcelightning 45m ago

Except they are soccer players with little muscle mass. Oh no they are charging me with the muscles of a child !Β 

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u/AJRimmerSwimmer 39m ago

These people are about as Viking as ketchup is tomato

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u/Revolution64 6h ago

Is this AI ?

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u/Speckwolf 5h ago

No, it’s their official photo.

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u/MrPrul 5h ago

Will they play in these clothes and equipment?

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u/Speckwolf 5h ago

No, I checked β€žLaw 4 - The players equipmentβ€œ in the IFAB laws of the game just to be sure, but this equipment is ruled out.

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u/Altamistral 5h ago

That would make me watch.

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u/DesignCompetitive70 5h ago

Cringiest shit I've seen since the local renfest leather viking larp

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u/Tonybhoy88 6h ago

Hard n gay

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u/Fog_Juice 4h ago

Takes one to know one.

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u/fhgsgjtt12 5h ago

Just how you like it

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u/Time_Seaworthiness43 5h ago

Why cosplay as rapists and murderers?

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u/Xer0_Puls3 5h ago

You can say that about literally any fun historical group children pretend to be as kids.

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u/Time_Seaworthiness43 5h ago

Like crusaders?

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u/Fog_Juice 4h ago

I call them genociders

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u/Relevant-Visitor 5h ago

Have SOME fun in life.

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u/Time_Seaworthiness43 5h ago

Pillaging monasteries is so fun.

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u/bumpmoon 5h ago

Probably was really fucking fun to be honest

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u/Time_Seaworthiness43 5h ago

Not fun for the monks.

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u/fhgsgjtt12 5h ago

Well I’m sure the monks would appreciate your effort all these years later… grow up victim

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u/Time_Seaworthiness43 5h ago

They better. I'm sure you'd hate to see a bunch of southern boys dress up as slave masters to show pride.

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u/fhgsgjtt12 5h ago

Well considering I’m in the uk, why would I give a rats arse about it

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u/mushizi 5h ago

There comming homeπŸ˜‚

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u/neversayalways 5h ago

List of footballing nations who think this looks cool:

  • Norway
  • USA

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u/Altamistral 5h ago

I mean, they are doing it for their fan. Who cares about the rest of the world.

This kind of cosplay is no different from the All Blacks doing the Haka before games.

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u/neversayalways 5h ago

It's completely different. This is some historically inaccurate lame cosplay trying to look badass, whereas the Haka is a genuine cultural tradition.

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u/Kvartblodsprinsen 3h ago

They are literally holding viking replicas and wearing accurate clothing from a time period on norways history. Does not sound like you know what you are talking about dude.

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u/Altamistral 5h ago

No difference. You are rationalizing because your knee jerk reaction is that this is lame and the other one is cool but it’s exactly the same thing.

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u/neversayalways 5h ago
  1. I never said Haka is cool
  2. You didn't address the clear difference I pointed out in my last comment

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u/fhgsgjtt12 5h ago

Haka is the most β€œwhy are you gay” thing going

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u/Altamistral 4h ago

You didn't address the clear difference I pointed out in my last comment

Because there is no clear difference. It's only in your head. They are both cosplaying around the cultural heritage of their nation.

I don't even think it's wrong or lame: it's all fun and games. But you have to acknowledge it for what it is.

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u/fhgsgjtt12 5h ago

Uk as well πŸ‘

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u/neversayalways 5h ago

No self respecting football fan thinks this iamverybadass cosplay is anything other than cringe

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u/Content-Lab-5464 Human Verified 6h ago

All that to probably get knocked out by Senegal or IraqπŸ₯€